The Portal Dilemna. would you hit it?

[Raziaar]

the funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking it so seriously. as if they might at one point in time have an opportunity to suck their own dick through a hole in the time space continuum. it's inevitable!

Are we supposed to answer with a fake silly answer?

 

[CptStern]

It certainly is every mans secret desire to piss in his own mouth. If I had a portal gun I'd never go thirsty again, mmm good.

you could finally see what you're doing while wiping your ass. colon self examinations would put proctologists and scat porn purveyors out of business

 

[No Limit]

the funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking it so seriously. as if they might at one point in time have an opportunity to suck their own dick through a hole in the time space continuum. it's inevitable!

I think the funniest thing about this thread is that apparently some people think it's not gay to jerk off other dudes.

 

[Sheepo]

Why do I feel like No Limit's account has been hijacked by some Warped like creature?

 

[No Limit]

Why do I feel like No Limit's account has been hijacked by some Warped like creature?

You're probably a lot closer to the truth than you think. But I'm not sure what you mean in this case.

 

[CptStern]

I think the funniest thing about this thread is that apparently some people think it's not gay to jerk off other dudes.

psst we have them admitting to jerking off other dudes. dont spoil the fun

AHEM, nothing to see here

 

[Sheepo]

You're probably a lot closer to the truth than you think. But I'm not sure what you mean in this case.

I dunno, I recall you being a lot... less dumb?

Spoiler

That still sounded bad, huh

 

[No Limit]

I dunno, I recall you being a lot... less dumb?

My sincere apologies, I didn't think my position on jerking off other dudes made me dumb. I guess as Stern said I'll shut up for now.

 

[CptStern]

let's agree to disagree by having a circle jerk. who wants to go first? NO GAY STUFF

 

[No Limit]

We have to first verify that's it's not gay, once we do that I'm all in.

 

[CptStern]

you can abstain for now. and since it's my suggestion and I'm on the fence about the issue I also abstain. everyone else can start jerking. but no bjs cuz that might be homo

 

[No Limit]

Yeah, remember, no gay stuff.

 

[No Limit]

you can abstain for now. and since it's my suggestion and I'm on the fence about the issue I also abstain. everyone else can start jerking. but no bjs cuz that might be homo

Ok, I'll do what a normal streight male does and just watch for now.

 

[CptStern]

well you have to introduce a female into the mix or it starts to go towards homo

 

[PvtRyan]

Sure. I mean, it wouldn't be the first thing I'd try if I got my hands on portal technology, but a guy gets bored, amirite?

 

[Acepilotf14]

As long as the balls don't touch it's not gay.

 

[kupocake]

As long as the balls don't touch it's not gay.

So castrati are fair game.

 

[Krynn72]

the funniest thing about this thread is that people are taking it so seriously. as if they might at one point in time have an opportunity to suck their own dick through a hole in the time space continuum. it's inevitable!

You seem to be quite out of touch with the humor of hl2.net these days. Must be your age.

Second sentence answers your question.

Also thanks for the warning about the picture. :x

I didn't read the article because i closed it as soon as i saw the picture. Wasn't expecting that from wikipedia. So what did the second sentence say?

And how are handjobs gay?

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Why does this thread exist.

 

[No Limit]

Why does this thread exist.

Because it's funny. And really gross.

 

[Raziaar]

80% of the 'homosexual' subject matter threads are created by Cptstern. All the answer you need DEATHMASTER. It's just a simple fact, he makes threads. Lots of them. Bound to be homosexual ones in there. And they always seem to be how queer the other forum members are and how straight he is. It's kind of weird.

P.S. Hi Stern. I know you're reading this. It's fine if you click to view my posts, it really is.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Because Stern is an ignoramous.
P.S. Hi Stern. **** you.

Because it's retarded. And really gross.

I see.

 

[Mogi67]

i've made contact before. my back hurt for a few days though

 

[Maestro]

I'd try it at least, then see where things go from there. If I feel horrible afterwards, then I wouldn't do it again.

This is kind of like asking "would you shave your pubes?" Everyone tries it at some point, then they figure out if they will ever do it again.

This is pretty unimaginative, though. I could think of way more interesting kinks to try with portal technology.

 

[No Limit]

Shaving your pubes doesn't leave a bad taste in your mouth.

 

[Tagaziel]

It's an acquired taste.

 

[MJ12]

Also thanks for the warning about the picture. :x

Ohhh no