The question I wanted to ask: about my manhood

[Takashi Shimura]

Hello,
I continue the previous thread that KagePrototype just closed:

If you have a question, post it in a new thread. I'm closing this one to avoid general unpleasantness.

Ok here is the question. I like to think I am at least a 6 incher. Is this too small for the average experienced hot woman out there who also happens to be a bit of sl*t? No, I am not talking about a future wife, I don't care if true love is blind to lack of inches.

It is not that I am insecure of myself, you see, what happens is that I have heard girls talk about boys, when they get together, and I know what their conversations are like. They are jaw-dropping. Clearly, saying that they don't have a taste for well endowed men would be like saying men don't like women with big breasts. It would be an absurdity.

I know that if I have an encounter with any of them then they will go and tell their other girl friends about my lack of masculinity and then they'll laugh at me. Due to my lack in size I also might not be able to please them as much as I would like to. I am so afraid of being unwelcomed that to this day Takashi is still a virgin :E

 

[Foxtrot]

I am pretty sure the girls that post here aren't sluts, so you might be out of luck.

 

[xLostx]

oh my, you're just full of great threads aren't you?
I so called this didn't I.
6 inches is the average I believe, under that then it's small pen0r!!11
Women will take what they can get, not everyone is a pr0n star

 

[DreamThrall]

its not the length, its how you use it... and i, for the record, like smaller breasts.

 

[Burn]

Your a stupid troll, go away. You say your a virgin, but you also have kids. Every post you ever make is made to troll in some form or other, you say for example HL2 has too much sex in it, clearly made that thread for trolling, as you let your kids play gta.. also making a post about that saying "Oh where are the strip joints so I tell my kids to avoid them" Your full of shit and I doubt even a slut would be interested in you.

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[Foxtrot]

Your a stupid troll, go away. You say your a virgin, but you also have kids. Every post you ever make is made to troll in some form or other, you say for example HL2 has too much sex in it, clearly made that thread for trolling, as you let your kids play gta.. also making a post about that saying "Oh where are the strip joints so I tell my kids to avoid them" Your full of shit and I doubt even a slut would be interested in you.

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Owned.

 

[Ennui]

I hate to say it... but....

burrrrn!

and a pun too. pwnt.

 

[Pesmerga]

My god man, use google ffs.

 

[Tr0n]

This forum has a reached a new low.

 

[gh0st]

6 inches? wow, I thought 2 was normal ;[

 

[Ikerous]

My physics teacher's name is Takashi.
Do you teach physics? Cuz that'd be funny.
This thread alone would be enough to get me an a.

 

[Ennui]

We'd expect Palpatine's to be a bit shrunken and shriveled, given the condition of his face, so no worries gh0st.

 

[Murray_H]

It is not that I am insecure of myself

I am so afraid of being unwelcomed that to this day Takashi is still a virgin :E

There goes my contradiction alarm. What the? I don't have a contradiction alarm! It's my smoke alarm!

**** me, I'm melting! Help meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..........!

 

[OCybrManO]

5.5" is the latest study that I've heard (apparently some guys were fudging the results and throwing off the average). Also, according to porn stars, the sweet spot is between 7 and 9 inches. :E

 

[bryanf445]

5.5" is the latest study that I've heard (apparently some guys were fudging the results and throwing off the average). Also, according to porn stars, the sweet spot is between 7 and 9 inches. :E

where does one read about this ahah because thats way to much info heh

 

[Pesmerga]

5.5" is the latest study that I've heard (apparently some guys were fudging the results and throwing off the average). Also, according to porn stars, the sweet spot is between 7 and 9 inches. :E

Woohoo, barely made the mark!

But those gals have been desensitized, so they probably need an extra inch for every 3 years of their career.

 

[xptek]

Hello,
I continue the previous thread that KagePrototype just closed:


Ok here is the question. I like to think I am at least a 6 incher. Is this too small for the average experienced hot woman out there who also happens to be a bit of sl*t? No, I am not talking about a future wife, I don't care if true love is blind to lack of inches.

It is not that I am insecure of myself, you see, what happens is that I have heard girls talk about boys, when they get together, and I know what their conversations are like. They are jaw-dropping. Clearly, saying that they don't have a taste for well endowed men would be like saying men don't like women with big breasts. It would be an absurdity.

I know that if I have an encounter with any of them then they will go and tell their other girl friends about my lack of masculinity and then they'll laugh at me. Due to my lack in size I also might not be able to please them as much as I would like to. I am so afraid of being unwelcomed that to this day Takashi is still a virgin :E

No. Kill yourself.

 

[Shodan]

There is no doubt now, you are goethe or another nerd.


Please somebody ban this ****wad.

 

[Hazar]

My god man, use google ffs.

QFT!

no more threads from you Takashi mmkay?

 

[Qonfused]

Women don't care what size it is, or how long it is.

(Or so I'm told.)

 

[xptek]

Women don't care what size it is, or how long it is.

(Or so I'm told.)

He's not interested in women. ;(

 

[bvasgm]

Women don't care what size it is, or how long it is.

(Or so I'm told.)

That's like a guy saying looks don't matter.

 

[Qonfused]

...

I'm qonfused by the last two posts...

 

[Ennui]

Well, I was talking to a girl (who happens to be highly attractive) about it, and she said it didn't matter. I reassured her she had nothing to worry about.

 

[bvasgm]

I'm qonfused by the last two posts...

A woman saying size doesn't matter is like a guy saying looks don't matter....it's bullshit.

 

[CptStern]

6 inches? wow, I thought 2 was normal ;[

that explains a lot actually :E


jk!

 

[Qonfused]

A woman saying size doesn't matter is like a guy saying looks don't matter....it's bullshit.

It's bull to a point. Sure, good looks are fine but personality reigns, but if they look like an ape, I don't care how nice she is.

The whole "am I big enough" thing came around when porn was widely watched. These porn stars had these tools so big and the woman was CLEARLY enjoying SO much.

 

[CptStern]

A woman saying size doesn't matter is like a guy saying looks don't matter....it's bullshit.

well size doesnt matter (up to a point) ..believe it or not foreplay starts with the mind not the genitalia

 

[bvasgm]

My point is that a guy with a 3 in. pen0r is gonna get about as much as her: http://www.netsummary.dk/bianco/images/ugly_girl.jpg

 

[CptStern]

you dont (usually) whip it out on the first date ..she wont even get a first date ..unless she has lots of this ...or the person asking looks like this

 

[LittleB]

My girlfriend and I haven't done it yet, and she's scared because she says it's too big :|

 

[Murray_H]

My girlfriend and I haven't done it yet, and she's scared because she says it's too big :|

Wow, they make inflatable dolls with voiceboxes and AI now? Or is it one of the ones where you record your own message?

/me imagines a badly done womens voice on a tape recorder "not now, you are too much of a man for me!"

 

[LittleB]

Wow, they make inflatable dolls with voiceboxes and AI now? Or is it one of the ones where you record your own message?

/me imagines a badly done womens voice on a tape recorder "not now, you are too much of a man for me!"

Yeah it was expensive but hell it was worth it :naughty:

 

[Pesmerga]

You sure she's scared of your cock? Maybe it's the huge boils forming around your balls that's making her think twice about your position on the venereal disease charts.

Seriously, what the **** is with this thread. I suggest OT be shut down completely.

 

[LittleB]

You sure she's scared of your cock? Maybe it's the huge boils forming around your balls that's making her think twice about your position on the venereal disease charts.

Seriously, what the **** is with this thread. I suggest OT be shut down completely.

Yeah the boils and the welts not to mention the fleas and ticks

 

[Takashi Shimura]

You sure she's scared of your cock? Maybe it's the huge boils forming around your balls that's making her think twice about your position on the venereal disease charts.

hilarious.

 

[Reginald]

*snort* My sister was given a book on puberty at school and in the front was the girls section, and in the back, reversed was the guys section.

My sister naturally turned to the boys section and ran around the house giggling about it. Then she read it out at the dinner table. "All penises are the same size when erect." Then I snatched it off her, left the table, went outside and burned it.

So there you are. An amusing story and some nice information for you. :|

 

[Ikerous]

"All penises are the same size when erect."
Thats not even remotely true...

 

[Murray_H]

"All penises are the same size when erect."
Thats not even remotely true...

Kids are always told lies though; santa, the tooth fairy, that daddy is only doing this because he loves you....... :|

 

[chu]

I have big pen0r but no one to share it with :frown: ;(

Name what show this is from and you win the prize!


"Can I have a hug?"

:| "Sure."

"Can I touch your penis?"

:frown: "No."