The Rap Battle Thread

[Zeus]

Here everyone is invited to do a freestyle rap

Ok I will let anyone go at me first

 

[Tr0n]

Rap sucks ass yo....fur shizzle.

 

[AntiAnto]

Zeus, you're a Zeus
Tutatito, you're Zeus
Know'wha'am'sayin, Zeus
Doutilouditadou, Zeus

You've just been owned by AntiAnto

 

[Murray_H]

I like to rap
But whatever I do sounds crap
I need some inspiration
I got nothing but perspiration
I smell real bad
Like the curry I just had
Don't talk to me in case
I go apeshit and spray mace

FO SHIZZLE!!!!

 

[Zeus]

AntiAnto I think I saw u playin kancho
I see the tears coming down yo face, you better back up before I freestyle yo *ss into outer space
Get out my face before I hit u in the head with my briefcase and don't try me again because you will get played.

 

[AntiAnto]

AntiAnto I think I saw u playin kancho
I see the tears coming down yo face, you better back up before I freestyle yo *ss into outer space
Get out my face before I hit u in the head with my briefcase and don't try me again because you will get played.

Zeus, you're so gross that when you eat, you actually snooze.
Zeus, I like your hair cos shizzle the dizzle bidouladi.
Errr is the sound I make when I say Zeus.
And puking is the action I do when I touch you.

 

[Zeus]

Zeus, you're so gross that when you eat, you actually snooze.
Zeus, I like your hair cos shizzle the dizzle bidouladi.
Errr is the sound I make when I say Zeus.
And puking is the action I do when I touch you.

Yo antianto u think u thug?
You better back up for u end up on the rug
I told you to get out my personal space, 2 more seconds and I will pull out my can of mace, so I suggest u get out my face

 

[AntiAnto]

Ok you won.

 

[Tr0n]

I hope this thread dies a horrible death.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Zeus sucks lemons.


What...I'm being Avant Garde.

 

[Murray_H]

I will pull out my can of mace

Plagiarism is not cool, you are shunned by Eminem and are left out of the cast for 9 mile, the sequel to the critically acclaimed rap battle extravaganza. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred pounds stirling.

 

[Vegeta897]

This is spam,
I'm here to shut down the jam,
Its the forum police,
And I brought my piece,
Get out before I cap ya,
Am I a good rappa?

 

[Zeus]

Plagiarism is not cool, you are shunned by Eminem and are left out of the cast for 9 mile, the sequel to the critically acclaimed rap battle extravaganza. Do not pass go, do not collect two hundred pounds stirling.

plagarism? rofl I made that up myself. It's such a basic rhyme get out of here man

 

[Murray_H]

plagarism? rofl I made that up myself. It's such a basic rhyme get out of here man

You stole the idea of the use of mace out of my rap. Eminem is seriously upset with you, he taught you better.

You are banished from the hood.

 

[AntiAnto]

/me tears off your clothes Zeus.
You're not a rapper anymore.

 

[Zeus]

You stole the idea of the use of mace out of my rap. Eminem is seriously upset with you, he taught you better.

You are banished from the hood.

actually when I was freestyling this afternoon I said that so HA

 

[Tr0n]

Damn wiggers...or chavs as they call them in britian. :frown:

 

[Murray_H]

actually when I was freestyling this afternoon I said that so HA

I said it 5 days ago when I travelled forwards in time to this very moment.

 

[Dalamari]

So Zeus, after your tennis lesson and soccer practice, do you then have time to freestyle? or does it get in the way of helping your parents.

 

[Zeus]

Damn wiggers...or chavs as they call them in britian. :frown:

Hey you want to make this a thing about race?
You better get out my space before I put u in your place
Last time I checked freestyle wasn't about the color of your skin
but more about the kinda skill u have within (ooooo)

Dalamari I don't know what u on about I don't know what kinda BS you tryin' ta spout but I think you need to get out of this thread or my main man rpgprog might clap u in tha head.

 

[Iced_Eagle]

Rap rap, it sounds like crap
Better watch out before I give you a bitch slap!
I made that off the top of my head
Now your mom is calling, go back to bed.

Pwnt!

 

[Murray_H]

Zeus, you think you are mighty up in those clouds
But it's easy to see through your deity shroud
You better watch your Dionysus
Cos I'm gonna kick his and your asses.

Damn I'm on fire, like a paedophile caught by daily mirror readers

 

[Tr0n]

Well it doesn't have to do with race, but acting like something you aren't...and you aren't black I bet...you wigger.God damn...

...and no you can't put me in my place because you live far from me.

Uh oh...here comes the flames.

 

[Zeus]

Uh oh...here comes the flames.

No man I keep it flame free, I'm not gonna let these other noobs phase me. If they wanna hate, let em hate, you won't see me participate....

 

[Tr0n]

Don't hate the playa hate the game dawg!

Fo shizzle!

:|

I <3 making fun of wiggers.

 

[willyd]

For shizzle
my nizzle
i am off the heezy
for sheezy
shut up ho
dont you dont know
im degreading to women
so i can sell cds like eminem
that is true
that rappers are retards
have you seen those tall tees?
they look like leotards
ja rule and 50
sliced each other up
dont they realize theyre rich enough
to not give a f*ck
well i guess they say what goes around comes around
its not gonna be long before more of them are shot down
yeah i stole that last ryme
from a song
but its fine cuz im done
i rapped for wayy too long



now i retire as rapper

 

[rpgprog]

Hey you want to make this a thing about race?
You better get out my space before I put u in your place
Last time I checked freestyle wasn't about the color of your skin
but more about the kinda skill u have within (ooooo)

Dalamari I don't know what u on about I don't know what kinda BS you tryin' ta spout but I think you need to get out of this thread or my main man rpgprog might clap u in tha head.


(hmm this is proving rather pointless on a forum where no one likes rap)

Well i have to support this guy, so he don't look like such a small fry. Dalamari needs to know his role, and just start playing with your pole. you have nott gots the skills to put the thrills on the chills bill. so have fun in Minnesota where all the girls look like yoda. yo yo yo my rhymes are on fire, they aren't all mixed match like your attire

 

[Murray_H]

I'm still waiting for a comeback, or have I Al Capowned you?

 

[StardogChampion]

What you sayin' dawg??
I run you ova' in my big-ass hog!
Skid my tires across yo' face
You won't be sayin' grace

This rap crap is easy. No wonder they're all dumbasses.

 

[Zeus]

Zeus, you think you are mighty up in those clouds
But it's easy to see through your deity shroud
You better watch your Dionysus
Cos I'm gonna kick his and your asses.

Damn I'm on fire, like a paedophile caught by daily mirror readers

Murray H u wanna try to hate
I tried to hold back but I got too much on my plate
So Ill start with you, by the way where'd you buy those shoes?
They so ugly even the most poor guy would laugh at you
I don't know who you think you are but you best get out my grill 'fore I key up your car.

I tried to warn you to get out my space, you even tried to argue with me over a can of mace. So that's it you done, I'll eat you up like beef jerkey, by the way your upper lip look like it got stage 2 herpes. So you want some more, try me again, and you might end up like little ben, who met an untimely end to my rhyme at lunch time....

 

[Murray_H]

Murray H u wanna try to hate
I tried to hold back but I got too much on my plate
So Ill start with you, by the way where'd you buy those shoes?
They so ugly even the most poor guy would laugh at you
I don't know who you think you are but you best get out my grill 'fore I key up your car.

I tried to warn you to get out my space, you even tried to argue with me over a can of mace. So that's it you done, I'll eat you up like beef jerkey, by the way your upper lip look like it got stage 2 herpes. So you want some more, try me again, and you might end up like little ben, who met an untimely end to my rhyme at lunch time....

Tut tut, Eminem is shaking his head

1. Too much on your plate? That's what you get for beng greedy at the buffet
2. I'm not wearing any shoes (in fact I am just wearing boxer shorts)
3. I don't have a car

3 inaccuracies = no pimp my ride for you

 

[Zeus]

Tut tut, Eminem is shaking his head

1. Too much on your plate? That's what you get for beng greedy at the buffet
2. I'm not wearing any shoes (in fact I am just wearing boxer shorts)
3. I don't have a car

3 inaccuracies = no pimp my ride for you

I want to know one thing...who are you? You look like an elephant that escaped from the zoo. Look man you rap like a baboon, just get out my face and get back to your cocoon.

 

[Murray_H]

I want to know two things, foo'

Who is your daddy?

And what does he do?

 

[Zeus]

I want to know two things, foo'

Who is your daddy?

And what does he do?

oldest one in the book, maybe you need to go back and take another look

I got to run for tonight, but I'll be back for tommorow for round 2 of the fight

 

[Murray_H]

oldest one in the book, maybe you need to go back and take another look

I got to run for tonight, but I'll be back for tommorow for round 2 of the fight

Heyyyyy you said my last one was a good rap

 

[Zeus]

Heyyyyy you said my last one was a good rap

Yeah then I went back and realized it's mad old, just like the jam in between your crusty toes

ok this is a classic thread, but I got to go now, I'll be back tommorow for some more of this easy chow.

 

[Murray_H]

Yeah then I went back and realized it's mad old, just like the jam in between your crusty toes

ok this is a classic thread, but I got to go now, I'll be back tommorow for some more of this easy chow.

Chow like the mane of my lion
Who will rip off your face just for tryin'
To beat old grand master murray
Who will shoot you down in a hurray

Damn, at this rate, I'll be advertising reebok trainers!

 

[specialmax]

My name is Max Im slathered in wax and im gonna give you anthrax!
My name is brady im secretly a lady and im boyfriends name is, slim shady.

Heres my rap man, it's so good itll make ya wanna eat a crayon.
Hop in the M mobile cause were making pure brewed pop.
So dont go out and be gay and shop. Cause were making pop.
So grab your lollipop, cause this is gonna make you die, cause my raps make jesus cry. Lets get high! This is speed this is cocaine my favorite kind weed! So dont get lazy were gonna get hazy and get suppa high! So dont get shy step up and try this makes you wanna fly. Lets get drunk and I get top bunk, get down ya little runt!
Cause this aint bop it's pure brewed pop.

 

[rpgprog]

specialmax good going

to Murray_h:
to continue the rap war on behalf of the sleeping zeus:
I bet you face look like the one in yo avatar...like my main man zeus said u so poor u cant afford a car Murray, your ass is grass, thats why your shoes look like they got pulled out jc penny's ass

 

[Zeus]

Chow like the mane of my lion
Who will rip off your face just for tryin'
To beat old grand master murray
Who will shoot you down in a hurray

Damn, at this rate, I'll be advertising reebok trainers!

Yo ur raps is preschool, do I have to once again take you to school, fool? You best find another place to hang ya coat, watch out for big bubba and don't drop the soap. My flow is hot and yours is not now get out my face 'fore I kick you in the crotch