The Real Reason Tim Cook Was at Valve Headquarters

[Chris D]

You know, this is probably more likely than any other speculation...

(via AllThingsD and joyoftech.com)

 

[Stylo]

4th panel... His hands arms... What happened to his hands and arms?! D:

 

[Stigmata]

This isn't news.

 

[Rustinat0r]

LoL

 

[Chris D]

This isn't news.

It isn't? Aw, sorry boss.

 

[mechanicallizard]

I want one of those giant valves on the right in the last frame.

 

[Krynn72]

4th panel... His hands arms... What happened to his hands and arms?! D:

He's got the gangrene from being an Apple zombie.

 

[Stigmata]

It isn't? Aw, sorry boss.

My mistake. I thought the news feed might have some sort of guideline for acceptable content, like "contains information". Carry on.

 

[ríomhaire]

Oh dear I'm not going to like the headlines on Valvetime.net at all am I?

 

[Blacksky]

Im sorry, but i thoght this site was for NEWS, and not comics. This does IMO not belong on the frontpage - it belongs on either 4chan or a seperate area on Valvetime..
Im sorry, but i really miss the old halflife2.net.

 

[Chris D]

My mistake. I thought the news feed might have some sort of guideline for acceptable content, like "contains information". Carry on.

It contains a light-hearted satirical poke at the typical comments we've seen since all the Valve/Apple rumours started. I am very sorry you don't approve.

 

[Chris D]

Im sorry, but i thoght this site was for NEWS, and not comics. This does IMO not belong on the frontpage - it belongs on either 4chan or a seperate area on Valvetime..
Im sorry, but i really miss the old halflife2.net.

Oh, we'd have posted this on Halflife2.net too.

 

[Krynn72]

Man valvetime sux, im going back to hl2.net where they had standards and the staff cared what we thought.

EDIT: Damnit Chris, you ruined my joke.

 

[Lobster]

You're wasting space with news like this! Paper doesn't grow on trees you know!!

 

[Stylo]

...and we'll be back to debate more semantics surrounding the word "News" and make more demands about the placement of content after these commercials...

 

[Chris D]

...and we'll be back to debate more semantics surrounding the word "News" and make more demands about the placement of content after these commercials...

No commercials...

But here, have another comic!

 

[mechanicallizard]

I dont get it

 

[Stigmata]

It contains a light-hearted satirical poke at the typical comments we've seen since all the Valve/Apple rumours started. I am very sorry you don't approve.

Just so I'm sure I have everything straight: Forums are for serious discussion only, no games or spam or imageposts allowed; and News is for comics and rumours. Correct?

 

[Chris D]

Just so I'm sure I have everything straight: Forums are for serious discussion only, no games or spam or imageposts allowed; and News is for comics and rumours. Correct?

No. You're incorrect.

 

[Krynn72]

Both of them are for comics and rumors.

 

[-smash-]

Ah, this makes much more sense.

 

[Damic]

Made me very hard laugh

 

[Raziaar]

My mistake. I thought the news feed might have some sort of guideline for acceptable content, like "contains information". Carry on.

It's Valvetime Stigmata.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

More front page posts like this would be welcome I reckon.

 

[Vegeta897]

Made me very hard

Ew, man.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Couldn't decide to upvote or downvote you for that. I enjoy the added innuendo but resent your disgust towards the erections of strangers.

I'll settle for an upvote for now.

 

[Stigmata]

Pro boner? Thumbs up, pro bono.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Not a huge U2 fan, decidedly anti-Bono.

 

[Damic]

Ew, man.

God damned Vegata, quote the whole post man.