The Real "SPASM 2" HL2 Music Movie

[xzeox]

I uploaded it in a thread before and it came out not even half way through the whole movie i actually made. It stopped not even a quarter a way through it. But this one is the full movie and i think you will like it better-

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=SPASM-2-MOVIE57

(oh and the guy is not playing a piano as one idiot once said, he is just spazzing out.)

 

[Insano]

Why don't you try to make a movie like 'A few good G-men'

 

[63]

Why don't you try to make a movie like 'A few good G-men'

Because he's too lazy to learn something proper.

 

[Shodan]

I uploaded it in a thread before and it came out not even half way through the whole movie i actually made. It stopped not even a quarter a way through it. But this one is the full movie and i think you will like it better-

http://www.putfile.com/media.php?n=SPASM-2-MOVIE57

(oh and the guy is not playing a piano as one idiot once said, he is just spazzing out.)

Take a hint, nobody wants to see this crap.

 

[Dekstar]

Why don't you try to make a movie like 'A few good G-men'

Fan-made Music-videos for bands using the source engine would totally OWN. I wanted to do it with a James Blunt song but I'm a bit busy atm

 

[Insano]

Fan-made Music-videos for bands using the source engine would totally OWN. I wanted to do it with a James Blunt song but I'm a bit busy atm

With Munro and Chris_D? :naughty:

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I'm assuming you mean You're Beautiful, which is just James sitting on a boat, so i guess it could be G man or Barney, UNDRESSING, then jumping off the side. Dunno how your gonna do that...but i'll watch it

 

[iMMuNiTy]

(oh and the guy is not playing a piano as one idiot once said, he is just spazzing out.)

The only one idiot is a man re-posting his stupid fecked up movie, and then claiming the movie "accidentaly" didn't somehow play to the end. How lame...

Get a girlfriend. Get a job. Finally, get a life.

Flapping ragdolls aren't interesting anymore.

 

[Shodan]

The only one idiot is a man re-posting his stupid fecked up movie, and then claiming the movie "accidentaly" didn't somehow play to the end. How lame...

Get a girlfriend. Get a job. Finally, get a life.

Flapping ragdolls aren't interesting anymore.

Better than how I said it. :thumbs:

 

[xzeox]

The only one idiot is a man re-posting his stupid fecked up movie, and then claiming the movie "accidentaly" didn't somehow play to the end. How lame...

umm.. it didnt. Putfile didnt upload it all the way. Barely any of it actually. You suck.

oh and I have a girlfriend. I have a job. and i do have a life. But how can anyone say that to another when they post on a videogame forum?

So you dont think the movie is funny? You guys just read way to much in to things.

 

[BeaverMon]

That was GOOD!!! Alot better then the first 1!
I wonder where you got that "new weapon" of picking up that thing with your hands.

 

[Pesmerga]

I'm just wondering why you were zooming in on Odessa's crotch.

 

[63]

I'm just wondering why you were zooming in on Odessa's crotch.

That's what I thought the first (and last) time I saw it.

 

[Pauly]

Stop flaming the guy. It was mildly funny

 

[605Scorpion]

It wasn't worth watching, but the criticism is rather harsh. Needlessly if I do dare say so myself.

 

[BrimStone04]

well at least the name has something to do with the actual movie. it truly is just people in "spasm" i feel very cold after watching it though

 

[Sulkdodds]

Actually considerably better than the last one. That isn't saying much, but still. At least you tried to make it a bit interesting.

Although what you should have done is just got the Kliener bit and changed the soundtrack to some really fast piano song. Then you might have had a movie.

 

[iMMuNiTy]

I'm just wondering why you were zooming in on Odessa's crotch.

He obviously found it very funny. "Ha-Ha! Look at the man's crotch!".

The first movie was a tragedy. The second part is sh!t. We're making progress!

 

[AJ Rimmer]

You people are completely wrong! This video is ingenius! No no, not because it's good, it IS total crap, but now, if anyone out there creates a music video using Half-life 2, but they're not sure they dare put it out for people to comment on, now they can always say: "Well, this may not be great, but at least it's better than those SPASM videos..."

 

[Cypher19]

oh and I have a girlfriend. I have a job. and i do have a life. But how can anyone say that to another when they post on a videogame forum?

You mean besides the fact that we're actively communicating with a ton of people?

So you dont think the movie is funny? You guys just read way to much in to things.

Reading way too much into things is like rewatching the moon landing a million times over trying to find inconsistencies because you desperately think they faked it. Thinking that a piece of barely entertaining shit is unfunny is not.

Stop wasting our time with this mindless tripe, and go watch a couple stand-up comedians to get a sense of what's funny in the real world.

 

[xzeox]

You mean besides the fact that we're actively communicating with a ton of people?



Reading way too much into things is like rewatching the moon landing a million times over trying to find inconsistencies because you desperately think they faked it. Thinking that a piece of barely entertaining shit is unfunny is not.

Stop wasting our time with this mindless tripe, and go watch a couple stand-up comedians to get a sense of what's funny in the real world.

hmm. cool.

 

[xzeox]

I have come to the conclusion that on this movie there is no middle. You hate it or you love it. Yes. That is it. I made myself feel better just now.

 

[Que-Ever]

I thought it was pretty funny. And the timing was pretty good too.

You guys can kill me now.

 

[Sulkdodds]

www.redvsblue.com

 

[xzeox]

www.redvsblue.com

uhh.. yeah? I love RVB. Am I supposed to make that? Yeah..

 

[iMMuNiTy]

Stick around for SPASM 3: The 1/2 Uploaded Necessary Sequel! Includes body-twisting, flappy ragdolls and Breen hammering his head against the wall and ELI's crotch! Goody. :bounce:

All right reserved. SPASMS 'R' US.

 

[Sulkdodds]

uhh.. yeah? I love RVB. Am I supposed to make that? Yeah..

No, but I think it's a good example of funny machinima.

 

[Vegeta897]

I understand that you have to start somewhere. But when you do, please, don't share it with us.

 

[Asknoone]

Nevermind

 

[baron insig]

what soad song is that??


and thats funny

its better when liek kliener was blasting it on the " piano" and the like, making it tie int hemusic wodl seriously aid it

 

[Alix Mcdean]

Well, that was complete and utter crap.

However, I did chuckle a bit when I saw breen's giant grin.

-Alix

 

[The Bait]

Yay for B.Y.O.B. ! System of A Down FTW

 

[Dekstar]

I'm assuming you mean You're Beautiful, which is just James sitting on a boat, so i guess it could be G man or Barney, UNDRESSING, then jumping off the side. Dunno how your gonna do that...but i'll watch it

Nah something more like... Maybe a homemade (including directed from scratch) video for billy. I thought of a good one for that too, but again, too busy so it can wait

And yeah Bait, System of a down rules!

 

[outpost]

Ouch, my head.

 

[CyberPitz]

Yeah...wasn't great. Just posting I didn't like it and Source music videos would rule ass.

 

[FreedomFries]

great video

 

[iMMuNiTy]

FreedomFries, welcome to the forums!

 

[Foebane]

"A Few Good G-Men" was provocative and entertaining, and showed off a lot of good skills with animation, etc.

THIS, is just garbage! This looks to me like the work of a deranged individual who likes to feed HL2 characters the Joker's grin-inducing poison and then proceeds to torture them in various sicko ways. And the fact it's set to that crappy rock music just proves my point. This sort of thing just weakens the spirit and sickens the soul, and is not entertaining or enjoyable at all, except to all the weirdos out there.

Learn to do something proper, dude! :x

 

[Astronomus]

One could describe this piece of art as "Hot shit". Wicked music and screenplay, BABIES on fire; the dramatic nature of this film is just overwhelming.

I am happy to find this sequel just as good as the original. 4/5, awaiting for part three.

 

[sinkoman]

Yay for B.Y.O.B. ! System of A Down FTW

No. Just... No.

But that was hillarious in how utterly stupid that was! I couldn't stop laughing and had to turn down the sound so I could breathe.

Not many people can pull that off, making something look so copiously stupid that it's funny, and not look idiotically stupid (redundancy?).

BRAVO!

Oh and i'm trying to expand my vocbulary past what my friends can already not understand, so if I missused the word/term (copiously...), please correct me.

EDIT: Oh and the shittacular music really emphesised your point. BRAVO AGAIN!