THE REAL Top Gear...

[Shift]

is back this Sunday!

Cant be bothered finding a source for it but I saw it advertised on tv last night, TAKE MY WORD FOR IT OR YOU WILL BE PUNISHED!

 

[Solaris]

I always hated top gear.

Everything about it, from 'the stig' to clarkson to those ****ing morons (the live audience) who stand around them when they talk.

 

[stemot]

Not a big car lover, but Top Gear is awesome, some of the challenges they do are hilarious.

Also, I love it when they drive into James May's cars at every opportunity.

 

[Mr Stabby]

Fire up the blues and twos - Top Gear is back! Our first episode sees the presenters on the hunt for the perfect police pursuit vehicle. We'll be putting their home-made cop cars through their paces, aided and abetted by Inspector Stig of the Yard.

James will be introducing a brand new member of the Top Gear family, before stepping smartly aside so they can make their mark on the show with an incredible feat of daring-do.

If that wasn't enough, Jeremy will be tearing up the track in the freakishly quick Ferrari F430 Scuderia.

Plus, there's a break from the norm as the Reasonably Priced Car welcomes a pair of stars in the contrasting shapes of the Friday Night Project's Alan Carr and Justin Lee Collins.

Sunday 22 June, 8pm BBC Two

http://www.bbc.co.uk/topgear/show/nextepisode.shtml

 

[Nid Banikeri]

Top Gears back?!!!!!!! Been waiting for a date since I saw the coming soon advert

 

[Harryz]

"In jail no one can hear you scream." and Clarkson stopping the police car, I laughed so hard there was tears.

 

[Cormeh]

I only saw 15 minutes during half time of Spain/Italy, but it was perfect timing. Just in time for the police challenge up to the first task.

 

[Shift]

I missed it....and I posted the damn topic!

WHY DIDNT ANYONE SAY IT WAS 8PM!?

 

[Harryz]

Lol. You probably can watch it on BBC iPlayer, and I think they might repeat it tonight.

 

[StardogChampion]

Watched it on iPlayer last night. And the new team member was a useless stuntman

 

[Anthraxxx]

I'm sure you can find the full episode on torrent

And yes, the Top Gear Stunt-less man was epic fail. In a good way...

I loved the practical advice they gave for saving on fuel. In short, I was left disappointed at the end because I wanted it to keep going. Oh well, there's always next week.

 

[PvtRyan]

I always hated top gear.

Everything about it, from 'the stig' to clarkson to those ****ing morons (the live audience) who stand around them when they talk.

Don't get frustrated Solaris, I'm sure they'll review Lada's and other such marvels of Soviet engineering soon.

 

[Solaris]

Don't get frustrated Solaris, I'm sure they'll review Lada's and other such marvels of Soviet engineering soon.

I presume a Lada is some kind of car and this is a joke at my expense becuase you believe as I am a communist I am only interested in things made in the soviet union?

Well the jokes on you, becuase actually I subscribe to Tony Cliffs theory that the soviet union was State Capitalist and not communist.

 

[PvtRyan]

Jokes aren't funny when you explain them Solaris. Jeez.

 

[Mr Stabby]

If capitalism, means the free market, how can there be state controlled free market?

 

[Pesmerga]

There are no unregulated capitalist nations, Stabby.

 

[Mr Stabby]

State capitalism implies complete state control of the market, ie a state monopoly, if there is a monopoly over the entire market, how is it a market anymore?

 

[Cormeh]

-- Shut up, you guys.

 

[Shift]

Saw it on iplayer, ****ing hilarious.

 

[PvtRyan]

That was hilarious

 

[knut]

Good episode. Crap start but thats always the way the Top Gear formula plays out. Heres a fancy car blah blah blah then cut to the last 40 minutes where they start blowing up cars or sticking farm yard animal noises into the dashboard. Brilliant.