The Short Recoil Song

[Solaris]

Write a song about your fellow forumite.

Mine is to the tune of:
Wolftones - Come out ye black and tans

Its called:

The Short Recoil Song

I used to search the forums
And flame all the m'rons
While thoose persitent Moderators
Tried to ba-an me
But every time they did
And I ran away and hid
A man fourght on regardless

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

Now not many know him well
But they know he broke down hell
And for him it was just a vacation
How he got you one by one
With nowhere to run
And he took you down into damnayaytion.

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

The time is coming fast
And it'l soon be here at last
When HL2.net will again belong to the PEEOOOPLE
And short recoil will be gone
But still we'll sing this song
For he truly was the peoples HEEEROOO

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

 

[CyberPitz]

Now sing it

 

[Maxi]

SHORT RECOIL what a man, my idol.

 

[Solaris]

It shall be posted every April 20th - Short Recoil Day

 

[Shodan]

*Shodan detects hidden hatred/jealousy in song

 

[Qonfused]

You know you have no life when you write a song about a forum member.

 

[Ikerous]

Wow.

 

[DreamThrall]

Wow.

:| ....

 

[Greatgat]

*Shodan detects hidden hatred/jealousy in song

Wow, I just noticed you sigged me. And with no fanfare in the thread I put it in.

But the Short Recoil song... Do you think it is primarily a retro pastiche, or could it be a break-away pop hit?

 

[Sulkdodds]

You're a mean one, Short Recoil,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Short Recoil.

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Short Recoil,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Short Recoil.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Short Recoil,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Short Recoil.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Short Recoil,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots.
Short Recoil.

You're a three decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Short Recoil,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Short Recoil.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Short Recoil,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk.
Short Recoil.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

Spoiler

<3 Farrow

 

[Greatgat]

You're a mean one, Short Recoil,
You really are a heel,
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Short Recoil.

You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel!

You're a monster, Short Recoil,
Your heart's an empty hole,
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Short Recoil.

I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole!

You're a foul one, Short Recoil,
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Short Recoil.

Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crocodile!

You're a rotter, Short Recoil,
You're the king of sinful sots,
Your heart's a dead tomato splotched
With moldy purple spots.
Short Recoil.

You're a three decker sauerkraut
and toadstool sandwich with arsenic sauce!

You nauseate me, Short Recoil,
With a nauseous super "naus",
You're a crooked dirty jockey
And you drive a crooked hoss.
Short Recoil.

Your soul is an appalling dump heap
Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment of rubbish imaginable
Mangled up in tangled up knots!

You're a foul one, Short Recoil,
You're a nasty wasty skunk,
Your heart is full of unwashed socks,
Your soul is full of gunk.
Short Recoil.

The three words that best describe you are as follows, and I quote,
"Stink, stank, stunk!"

Spoiler

<3 Farrow

You deserve what you get, for ripping off the Grinch song!

 

[Asknoone]

Write a song about your fellow forumite.

Mine is to the tune of:
Wolftones - Come out ye black and tans

Its called:

The Short Recoil Song

I used to search the forums
And flame all the m'rons
While thoose persitent Moderators
Tried to ba-an me
But every time they did
And I ran away and hid
A man fourght on regardless

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

Now not many know him well
But they know he broke down hell
And for him it was just a vacation
How he got you one by one
With nowhere to run
And he took you down into damnayaytion.

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

The time is coming fast
And it'l soon be here at last
When HL2.net will again belong to the PEEOOOPLE
And short recoil will be gone
But still we'll sing this song
For he truly was the peoples HEEEROOO

Come out ye Moderators
For youre all hetairian traitors
Show your boyfreinds how you banned n00bs
Who ignorance show-owd no fear
Show them how the Short Recoil way
Made you turn and run away
To the godforsaken plains of Heta-rea

Worst. Song. Ever.

Oh but Recoil short, yeah totally. <3

 

[Solaris]

Its Number.1 Material imo.

 

[short recoil]

I'm flattered.

 

[Nat Turner]

Someone should put this to audio for sure.

 

[Solaris]

If you do, listen to:

Come out ye black and tans

So you can get the tune right.

<3