The start of Episode 3 and Gordon being mute. (spoilers)

[Sgt.Tibbs]

pinkle iz my internetz soulmate lolzezez She has much good artz.

and where have you been? your not supposed to leave me alone like that!

 

[Pinkle]

wtf??? LAWL

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

i don't know, but i would sig that if someone said that to me

 

[Druckles]

But you sounded kind've creepy when you said it...

Plus you used "z"s. That's not the way to win a girl's heart over.

You have to challenge her to a duel with D'k tahgs.

 

[Pinkle]

D'k tahgs.

What the **** kind of moon language are you guys speaking? lol!

EDIT: WAITAMINUTE .... izzat Klingon??

 

[Sgt.Tibbs]

nah, and i dont even like star trek, its boring. just like the fact that i could never go out with anybody normal or even hang out with them. they are boring

 

[Druckles]

What the **** kind of moon language are you guys speaking? lol!

EDIT: WAITAMINUTE .... izzat Klingon??

It's a Klingon dagger . Go wiki it if you want.

And then tackle some Klingon dude at one of you millions of cons and send his Bat'leth back to moi.

nah, and i dont even like star trek, its boring. just like the fact that i could never go out with anybody normal or even hang out with them. they are boring

You, sir, fail at life.