The Stupidest Ticket Ever

[Jintor]

Either you had just driven or you were about to drive. I fail to see the stupidity, besides your own.

It's pretty stupid legally, there's no charge for 'intent to drive without a licence'.

 

[VirusType2]

The stupidity is the part he didn't even include. That his driver's license was laying next to his seat when he found it later.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I didn't realise it was possible to get a ticket for not having your license about your person whilst driving.

 

[VirusType2]

I've been caught without mine twice and both times they warned me but just looked on their computer or called it in or whatever.

 

[Vegeta897]

It's pretty stupid legally, there's no charge for 'intent to drive without a licence'.

So the cop didn't wait 5 seconds until Sinko started the car, so what? Then the stupidity disappears? Don't be ridiculous. Unless Sinko could provide a reason for being in the driver's seat like perhaps getting a CD or whatever, in which case he should have told the cop as much.

You're seriously saying it's a stupid ticket because the cop gave it 5 seconds too early?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

It's a stupid rule :arms:

 

[Vegeta897]

I'm not debating the stupidity of the law itself. It has no effect on the logic of the cop's action and the situation.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Stupid cop :arms:

 

[sinkoman]

Either you had just driven or you were about to drive. I fail to see the stupidity, besides your own.

This is 100% true. Aside from the me being stupid part.

The law is supposed to work on an entirely technical level. I was high as ****, so I didn't really think of it at the time, but for all that asshole knew, I was sitting in that parking lot because I had just realized I didn't have my license on me, and decided to put it in park so I wouldn't get my ass handed to me by johnny law.

Which he did anyway, so fml.

The stupidity is the part he didn't even include. That his driver's license was laying next to his seat when he found it later.

This is also 100% true.

 

[VirusType2]

You're headed down the wrong road.

Being high in a parking lot sitting in a car at night listening to music - this is a textbook checklist of all the things that cops are looking for.

Don't even get in a vehicle under any circumstances if you are under the influence of illegal drugs, even as a passenger. This seemingly obvious bit of advice will save you a lot of trouble.

Take it from me, if you stay in your house when you're high, you never have to worry about a damn thing except not being able to find the remote.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Jesus, I swear it was right here. What the hell is it doing by the computer? What is going on? Oh hey I just found a cookie in my CD drive.

 

[Danimal]

What about the germs, Virus.

WAT BOUT THE GERMZ

 

[lefty]

I crushed a crow with my right-front tire on Sunday. I tapped my brakes in a lighthearted attempt to avoid, but I sure as hell wasn't slamming them on. My rotors are worth more than that crow's life.

Ha, I read that as cow.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Buh, got a ticket for parking in a ****in yellow painted curb. It was raining ffs like I saw that shit when there's a bunch of other cars parked right by it. At least its only $20.
****in assholes takin up my regular spot.

 

[sinkoman]

You're headed down the wrong road.

Being high in a parking lot sitting in a car at night listening to music - this is a textbook checklist of all the things that cops are looking for.

Don't even get in a vehicle under any circumstances if you are under the influence of illegal drugs, even as a passenger. This seemingly obvious bit of advice will save you a lot of trouble.

Take it from me, if you stay in your house when you're high, you never have to worry about a damn thing except not being able to find the remote.

I never toke at home. It's way too depressing. When I get blasted, I like to go out into the world and explore and shit.

I won't ever have to worry about this shit ever again though. My car is a good couple of thousand miles away these days, and I don't think i'll be getting any tickets for riding a bike under the influence anytime soon. In any case, i'd like to see johnny law try to catch me on my 20" in downtown San Francisco.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

They'll find a law for you to have broken...

 

[sinkoman]

They'll find a law for you to have broken...

I'd like to see a Police cruiser follow a kid on a children's bike through a crowd of 50+ people.

It'd be like when I sped through that crowd of pigeons.