The toilet poll

[SLH]

To continue to push polls to new, and lower levels here's another one that pushes the envolope.

When wiping, how many 'sections' of toilet paper do you use per wipe?

 

[Chris D]

Wrong forum dude!

Oops, Moved to Off Topic.

 

[Cybernoid]

I have to use a lot of paper these days because my stomach isn't working right. One time, I was so sick that I used two and a half ROLLS of paper!

Ahem.

 

[SLH]

Wrong forum dude!

Oops, Moved to Off Topic.

Crap, sorry. :RegretMyStupidity:

 

[-JeZ-]

4. That way I can turn it over and use it again if bog roll (congrats on using the corrent name) is in short supply.

[EDIT] I use bog roll gathered from renewable sources so I don't feel guilty for my 4 piece wipeage.

 

[Burn]

I think im going to be sick *Runs away from thread sharpish*

 

[Razor]

I use a moist wet wipe, much better and doesn't come apart in your hands.

 

[Maxi]

I use 2 sections, because the paper we have here is quit thick.

 

[Chris D]

I think im going to be sick *Runs away from thread sharpish*

lol

Yeah... we really need to make this forum more female friendly :|

 

[Razor]

lol

Yeah... we really need to make this forum more female friendly :|

The only people who can do that are the females among us, post topics you're interested in and not moan in the male orientated topics.

 

[Fat Tony!]

I use more then 4, just in case I get any on my hands . I put the bog roll under the tap to get it moist as well which is much more efficient

 

[Mattigus]

lol

Yeah... we really need to make this forum more female friendly :|

Don't censor us men! That's sexism!!!

 

[Shuzer]

Anywhere from 6 to 10. Sorry, but I like to feel clean and dry (if, you know, it was wet.. okay.. this is nasty lol)

 

[Letters]

I really don't get the question... sections per wipe... ???? :O

 

[Razor]

I use more then 4, just in case I get any on my hands . I put the bog roll under the tap to get it moist as well which is much more efficient

How do you stop the wet toilet paper from falling apart in your hands?

 

[Link]

lol

Yeah... we really need to make this forum more female friendly :|

What so women don't wipe??? eughhhh....

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

What so women don't wipe??? eughhhh....

I was just wondering the same thing, but then I remembered....Women don't even poo. Most of them don't wee either. They don't fart either (at least, until they are married).

As for the amount of sections...Well that just depends on what I've eaten

 

[Yuri]

I use... a wad. And then I twist it around and use the same wad a few times. Is that weird?

And hey, who said this thread wasn't female friendly?! My girlfriend says:

I don't count, I just grab a bunch and use them. And it depends on which business I am doing, you know.

 

[PvtRyan]

What so women don't wipe??? eughhhh....

Girls go to the bathroom? Euwwwww!!!

 

[Some_God]

1... I like living on the wild side. Danger s my middle name. :O

 

[Link]

...and sticky is your middle finger..?

 

[Maxi]

The only people who can do that are the females among us, post topics you're interested in and not moan in the male orientated topics.

We could start by making a pink color scheme, with barbies instead of the D.O.G.

 

[Some_God]

...and sticky is your middle finger..?

Since my "tush" is UNIQUE (ei: it goes snowman on me) my whole hand gets... sticky.

 

[ailevation]

:O What in hell do you mean by a "section"? You mean a piece with the perforation!? You put 4 as the max, WTF! I use like ****in' 10 sections then! I just pull away until I can make a thick ball out of it and then I wipe my ass.

 

[SLH]

:O What in hell do you mean by a "section"? You mean a piece with the perforation!? You put 4 as the max, WTF! I use like ****in' 10 sections then! I just pull away until I can make a thick ball out of it and then I wipe my ass.

Sweet jesus! you must get through it insanely fast then.

BTW, i mean per wipe, not over the whole wiping session.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

The more you use, the more superficial a wipe is. Think about it...If you use less you can really get in there. Obviously you have to use more to begin with, to clear up

 

[NeptuneUK]

lol, i think we need HL2 to hurry up and come out, what have we been reduced to?

 

[Razor]

Sweet jesus! you must get through it insanely fast then.

BTW, i mean per wipe, not over the whole wiping session.

I use 10 as well, then double it over and even triple it over.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

so..um the delay of HL2 has caused users to start creating threads like these eh? well...for those of us who still have some sensibility left, lets pray Valve decides to finally release the game... otherwise im afraid to imagine what kinda threads we will be seeing around here :x

 

[PvtRyan]

The more you use, the more superficial a wipe is. Think about it...If you use less you can really get in there. Obviously you have to use more to begin with, to clear up

Ah, the marvels of poop&piss humour :E

Girls have an extra handicap, they have to wipe from front to back.

 

[Prince of China]

More than 4, I can't take the risk of the toilet paper breaking when it is in use.

 

[CptStern]

depending: if it's dry then folded twice over is good enough, but if it's wet, you'll need to fold it at least 4 times to prevent your finger from poking through :E

 

[Prince of China]

First, there's a thread on your showering method, then your arse-wiping method, what's next? How do you masturbate?

 

[Brian Damage]

This makes me wonder... how many sections are there in half a roll?

 

[ailevation]

:naughty: Holy shit! This thread is actually useful, I am getting new pointers from you guys on how to cut down the amount of toilet paper to use, while doing an efficient job!

 

[Chris D]

First, there's a thread on your showering method, then your arse-wiping method, what's next? How do you masturbate?

There is one already... was posted before this one IIRC.

Basically left hand or right hand...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

There have been a few of them I think. However we generally closed them, apart from it seems the one you just mentioned.

 

[Prince of China]

What's IIRC?
You see, I've been living under 100 boulders.

 

[Varg|Hund]

Oh common, why is this not made a public poll?

EDIT: Three for me.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Ugh.

Just. Ugh.