The toilet poll

[RoyaleWithCheese]

What's IIRC?
You see, I've been living under 100 boulders.

IIRC= If I Recall Correctly

 

[evil^milk]

personally, i like to take 4, fold in half, whipe my ass twice, fold once again, whipe my ass once, discard, and repeat as many times as necessary.

 

[Varg|Hund]

'tis sounds very advanced and sophisticated, Evil^Milk :O

 

[westie]

I use about 4 or more i aint a risk taker.

 

[Razor]

First, there's a thread on your showering method, then your arse-wiping method, what's next? How do you masturbate?

http://www.halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=36689

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Ugh.

Just. Ugh.

Clearly badger just gives himself an enema and has away with all this wiping malarky

 

[CptStern]

here's a question for all you europeans:

do you use less paper because beday's are common?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

They aren't that common here...Unless I'm missing out :O

Anyway, not wanting to sound like a fanatic...but aren't they really just the shy mans enema?

 

[Razor]

here's a question for all you europeans:

do you use less paper because beday's are common?

Hey mate, no fancy Bedays round here, we commoners use hose pipes.

 

[Razor]

They aren't that common here...Unless I'm missing out :O

Anyway, not wanting to sound like a fanatic...but aren't they really just the shy mans enema?

A beday is not an enema, a beday is like a small fountain of water that is used to clean your bum after using the toilet. An enema is someone injecting liquids up your arse to aid in either the evacuation of poo from the large intestine or for an erotic activity.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I know what an enema is...thats what I said its for the shy man

 

[Gorgon]

To continue to push polls to new, and lower levels here's another one that pushes the envolope.

When wiping, how many 'sections' of toilet paper do you use per wipe?

SLH, its been a while since I saw you posting here, but this subject fits perfectly with your AVE

 

[CptStern]

They aren't that common here...Unless I'm missing out :O

Anyway, not wanting to sound like a fanatic...but aren't they really just the shy mans enema?

hmmmm they're common in spain (only country I've been to in europe ...maybe you brits have less fiber in your diets )

dont feel so bad, when I was a kid and I visited my grandmother's house, I thought it was for washing your feet :E

 

[SLH]

SLH, its been a while since I saw you posting here, but this subject fits perfectly with your AVE

lol, didn't think of that!

 

[Vegeta897]

There are so many siggable quotes in here.

Somewhere around 8-10 for me...
I don't really "count" or anything.

Interesting thread...

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

hmmmm they're common in spain (only country I've been to in europe ...maybe you brits have less fiber in your diets )

dont feel so bad, when I was a kid and I visited my grandmother's house, I thought it was for washing your feet :E

We know what they are :O They have them in posh hotels...It makes you wonder about the rich sometimes.

I think perhaps, he have a little too much fibre in our diets. Added to the amount of curry and spicy food we eat, I would say something with a little "toughness when wet" and ability to soak up large quantities of liquid is quite useful

 

[CptStern]

heheh, what was I thinking? I forgot the amount of indian food in england ....mmmmmm curry, love it but gives me flaming butthole :E

 

[SLH]

A burning ring of fire, one might say.....

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

They wanted to use that song on an advert, but the original singer's(now deceased) daugher wouldnt let them. It was going to be just that song playing, and the camera zooming in on a tube of something. That something was some cream to treat thrush or something to that effect.


Oh yes, and some sayings relating to the...sensation you get after eating curry.

The first and perhaps most obvious
Ring sting
then there are things like
Poo(replace with whatever word you like for that particular object) through the eye of a needle.
Day merthers(Thats an odd one that I wouldnt be able to explain if I tried)


There are many more, but most of them are not repeatable

 

[CptStern]

achy anus?

sweltering sphincter?

ardent a-hole?

 

[Tinneth]

How do you stop the wet toilet paper from falling apart in your hands?

Lol what has this forum come to...tips on how to wipe your arse efficiently now?

 

[oldagerocker]

I dont like to get my fingers/hands too close to my anus when it's brimming with poo. So when i wipe, i get LOADS of paper and fold it up so i got some thickness between me and the anus. Then i proceed to wipe. Sure it's a waste of paper but i dont want poo on my hands !