Sloth
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Some of the members of HL2.net stumbled upon the truth while chatting in the SC. Here is what remains.
Rabarber: ZM isn't a game.
Rabarber: Zm is a lifestyle.
INSANE!+O: You don't play it, you live it.
INSANE!+O: You... are.
BBSon John: Really?
BBSon John: Show me
Sloth: It is a god amoug Games
INSANE!+O: You think WoW is addictive?
Sloth: you havn't played ZM
INSANE!+O: You've seen nothing yet, padawan.
BBSon John: never heard of it
INSANE!+O: You think Bush invaded Iraq for the oil?
BBSon John: No
BBSon John: they didn't dig the oil there I guess
INSANE!+O: Think twice. Rumours were going that ZM 2 was being developed in Iraq.
INSANE!+O: Why do you think they're still there?
Sloth: by the agents of Pi
INSANE!+O: They're just hoping for ZM 2 to pop up.
INSANE!+O: A fool's hope.
BBSon John: by Osama bin Laden?
INSANE!+O: Of course, it's one big conspiracy.
INSANE!+O: Behind the name "Pi Mu Rho" hides the world most famous man.
INSANE!+O: He has created world chaos.
INSANE!+O: And he has only just begun.
BBSon John: I said bin Laden and Bush is complicit.
INSANE!+O: And a lot of good maps.
INSANE!+O: Bush, Bin Laden, Pi...
INSANE!+O: they're all the same person!
BBSon John: They are the same person D:
INSANE!+O: The messiahs!
INSANE!+O: He can noclip where no gamers has ever been before.
INSANE!+O: have*
Sloth: to him
Sloth: The Skybox is not the limit
Sloth: Pi is so good he can no-clip out of the Skybox
INSANE!+O: He was noclipping and met God. Pi deleted him.
INSANE!+O: He deleted his father.
BBSon John: He noclips in reality
BBSon John: Like the twins in Matrix
Sloth: you realise TR isn't acutally censored
BBSon John: TR?
Sloth: our mind just knows to block out the letters before it explodes
INSANE!+O: I knew it!
INSANE!+O: Soon, people will give up their quest for the Holy Grail.
INSANE!+O: Only to begin a new one: the quest for T**** R*****
Sloth: upon reaching the words
Sloth: one shall be enlightened