The Ultimate War Sim!

[Gunner]

I don't know if this has been posted before, even so: some of you may have missed it :E

http://www.pointlesswasteoftime.com/games/wargames.html

It's about making the most realistic RTS game hehe.

 

[Sui]

lol... thats quite good. i think that guys a little obsessed with orphanages though...

 

[KagePrototype]

There are some genuinly good ideas in there, like the who epublic support and media factor. But still damned funny.

12. I want mutinous units that chainsmoke hash and frag their Sargents and sell Heroin on the side and rogue commanders who go mad and shave their heads and set up fortresses in the jungle decorated with human skulls. I want to have to send a CIA assassin in to take him out. And then they chop up a donkey, for some reason.

Brilliance.

 

[SidewinderX]

awsome. i'd play that game too!

 

[Foxtrot]

Omfg, best article ever omfg.

18. I want to be able to build a POW camp structure where enemy soldiers and suicide bombers are held should they somehow survive battle or should their suicide bombing only be half-successful. I want to right-click on the building and open an option that says "Interrogate Prisoners," which will make parts of the map open up and reveal enemy positions, saving my own units from ambushes.

Then, I want a little cutscene to pop up to announce that photos of my prisoner interrogations have emerged, sparking international outrage because several prisoners were upset and humiliated and some even physically harmed.

The whole world is shocked. Because people were physically harmed.

In a war.

So, I leave the battlefield...

 

[PvtRyan]

Nude Zero-Gravity Futureball

Best idea since sliced bread!

 

[Foxtrot]

Why is no one responding to this? It is nice to see somthing on the other side of the spectrum.

 

[Z|insane]

This rules!

 

[Gunner]

I want my Mission Objectives to change every 30 seconds, without anyone letting me know.

lol, that would be a tough challenge :E