The Urban Health and Safety Survival Guide

[Baserape>]

When visiting a public toilet which has no tiolet paper DO NOT use your sock. You will get blisters.

 

[Danimal]

What on Earth did you do with the sock afterward?

 

[Raziaar]

He inverted it, then rolled it up to be washed later. DUH!

 

[Ravioli]

Why would you use a sock? Why not just go to the nearest resturant/bar and take shitloads of napkins before you go to the restroom?

or better, crap your pants and say god told you to do it.

 

[flamingdts]

My friend told me he would use a sock if he had no toilet paper.

Though my question is, how hard is it to check whether there is toilet paper in the cubicle or not? I mean unless the substance is leaking out your ass it can't be that hard to check whether you have toilet paper available.

 

[Ravioli]

yeah, your "friend"

 

[jverne]

ugh...what a shitty situation to be in

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Though my question is, how hard is it to check whether there is toilet paper in the cubicle or not?

In a crisis, one is usually so relieved to have reached an actual toilet with functioning water and without a dead body next to it in time, that the sense of euphoria can overwhelm your naturally born instinct to first check for paper.

 

[Sledgehammer]

Just pick up a free newspaper on the way there.

 

[ShadowArmy]

Don't try to have conversations with other people in a pub restroom.

 

[CyberPitz]

Use the 3 Sea Shells.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Use the 3 Sea Shells.

I don't know how to use the 3 Sea Shells.

 

[VirusType2]

I always know if there's paper or not, because I temporarily become a ****ing janitor and clean the seat until that bitch shines before I would place my blessed ass upon it.

If it's an emergency and there's no time to clean it, I shit standing up, hovering above the rim like alien visitors.

 

[Darkside55]

I don't know how to use the 3 Sea Shells.

Haha, he doesn't know how to use the 3 sea shells!




I can see how that could be confusing.

 

[Maestro]

When visiting a public toilet which has no tiolet paper DO NOT use your sock. You will get blisters.

Let me get this straight,

you wiped your asshole with a sock?

I mean I've been in some desperate straits, but holy shit!

 

[Shyam]

shit

sock

asshole

A standard conversation in halflife 2.net

 

[Maestro]

Pretty much. :|