The US actually had plans to invade Canada

[Absinthe]

a proud day for you and your family

Whatever sort of cunning wit was attempted in this completely failed.

So I hope your face dies.

 

[Ikerous]

I think absinthe makes a valid point

 

[gh0st]

Whatever sort of cunning wit was attempted in this completely failed

you want to hear an insult thats really witty? check THIS doozy out:

I hope you all choke on the bottles of semen you love to chug so much.

hey cool, how original! you called us gay! and that we like drinking ejaculate! haha thats so trendy and cutting edge. i know youre sitting there with some stupid assed smirk on your face and your gay red hat on thinking you've really bested a bunch of real life internet goers with this shit. youre a failure and a tool.

 

[Absinthe]

See, I'm sitting here wondering what the **** you said because I didn't bother to read your dumbass post once I got past the evident sarcasm. How's that for internet coolness.

 

[French Ninja]

Its not that other countries dont do any thing wrong, but that the things that the US do wrong make a good distraction from what everyone else is doing wrong. Lets face it, everyone loves to blame problems on super powers.

*cough*england in the 18th and 19th century*cough*

 

[Bob_Marley]

*cough*england in the 18th and 19th century*cough*

yep, and the Soveit Union 1945-1989+

 

[gick]

I feel it is time to quote Propagandhi....

A Speculative Fiction
A new iron curtain drawn across the 49th parallel. Cut all diplomatic ties as we expel all American dignitaries and issue a nation-wide travel advisory for any others left inside. Nowhere to run. Nowhere to hide. The burned out shells of south-bound traffic lay strewn along a cold stretch of would-be interstate. Still visible below their charred remains: Pax Americana plates. Your stupid ****ing laser-pucks™ were just the start. And while you may stand six full cubits and a span, we got a shepherd’s sling and five stones in our hand and the battle of 1812 lives in our hearts. We don’t care if we’re destroyed. We’ll never capitulate. We’ll take the whole ****ing world down with us in flames. Just a speculative fiction. No cause for alarm. We got a good 15 years left ‘til the United We Stand murals on West Broadway finally fade and we wave good-bye to such sad, childish refrains. Replaced with other stupid lullabies like you can have my guns when you pry them from my cold dead hands. Just a speculative fiction. No cause for alarm.

Best. Song. Ever.

 

[Jintor]

That reminds me of this.