The Valve conspiracy

[Flynn]

U all know why valve has spent so much time making this such a cool game? so we all become social retards with no girlfriends because we wont need them, so that leaves all of our girl friends to the creators of HL2 plus they're gonna be rich as hell. Its so simple, it almost sickens me

 

[Claws]

Gi rlfri end? What is that?

 

[zdub]

they're those things that yell at you from behind boobs.

 

[Flynn]

not sure, i think i saw one of them on a Sears commercial

 

[Apos]

I really hope they don't have girlfriends, because most of them are married.

 

[Flynn]

well maybe their mormon, lol, jk jk jk, im mormon, i can make fun of them

 

[burnzie]

Originally posted by zdub
they're those things that yell at you from behind boobs.

lol

so true :cheese:

 

[Flynn]

if that wasnt true id eat my hat

 

[Prince of China]

C'mon admit Flynn, you sure you don't work at Id?

 

[Flynn]

pfff i wish, i work for a mongolian sheep farmer and his brother Mortus who stabs me with plastic forks

 

[HiroProtaganist]

they're those things that yell at you from behind boobs.

spoken like a boy who'll never get laid.

 

[MrTeatime]

Oh shut up. It's not like any girls are reading anyway. We can feel free to be cheuvanistic pigs without any fear of reprocussions in our personal lives here. Plus, it was funny.

 

[Doobz]

oh, you beg to differ eh?

 

[MrTeatime]

Um. Yes? Just because he makes a funny comment that girls wouldn't like doesn't mean he won't get laid...

So yeah, stop trying to look like a ladies' man just because you know that girls wouldn't respond well to that joke.

 

[Flynn]

funny but sad, , well maybe if i try harder, yah thats what ill do, TRY to get a gf, but im gonna stop when hl2 comes out

 

[Prince of China]

Don't give up man!
Hey, at least, you can date right now.
I plan to date at High School

 

[Flynn]

well i have dated a girl before, it turned into a joke, u know, my life could become the best sitcom in the world, the name "Social Retard - the story of my life" i have stories that would make people cry their so funny and humilating, maybe ill make a website

 

[OCybrManO]

You should put that part in the story, too.

 

[Flynn]

the details of the date, or the origin of the website?

 

[dfc05]

Originally posted by MrTeatime
Oh shut up. It's not like any girls are reading anyway. We can feel free to be cheuvanistic pigs without any fear of reprocussions in our personal lives here. Plus, it was funny.

Ha, funny. I'm a girl....

 

[Prince of China]

Ya, no boy would ask you out probably...
J/K

 

[Flynn]

Hey! wanna date me, lol
(translation) hey wanna see me make a moron of myself, embarass u, and have your friends hate me?
hahaha, this website is gonna be cool, i can have a share stories section, why it could even sort of be like a support group for other social retards, and be a great way to make the normies laugh, rofl

 

[OCybrManO]

The part about making a website dedicated to you... that would be a good addition to the Social Retard stories.

 

[Flynn]

lol, anyone wanna help me make this website? im kinda lazy, and cheap. LoL

 

[Prince of China]

Originally posted by Flynn
Hey! wanna date me, lol
(translation) hey wanna see me make a moron of myself, embarass u, and have your friends hate me?
hahaha, this website is gonna be cool, i can have a share stories section, why it could even sort of be like a support group for other social retards, and be a great way to make the normies laugh, rofl

Lol, it's like the chick has a dick, lol!

 

[Flynn]

i feel bad for girls who game, they probably get verbally abused a lot

 

[Phisionary]

wow. does anyone want to spend a lot of their time and money to help you make a site about your being socially inept. YAH. that sounds like a great idea....!

hehehehe.

-Phision

 

[Flynn]

hey, you'd get some good laughs out of it, lol

 

[Prince of China]

I'm turned off by Gaming Chicks but not Girls with the Big Guns(Get it? I like girls who like guns and jugs!)

 

[Flynn]

lol, i think it be cool to have a gf who played vid games but i wonder if it would work? Ha, u could take her to a LAN for a date

 

[Phisionary]

ahahah yeah i suppose. let's go on a date to a place where all my geeky friends can leer at you. LOL.

I suppose the upside is that they'd all get owned (in their distraction) by you and ur GF then.

-Phision

 

[Flynn]

lol sweet, another idea about my website, it could also be a dating service, lol, u know how many men would be waiting in line for 1 girl?

 

[[[LuCkY]]]

Originally posted by Flynn
i feel bad for girls who game, they probably get verbally abused a lot

I know quite a few chicks who game. Normal chicks.

 

[MrTeatime]

Originally posted by dfc05
Ha, funny. I'm a girl....

Doh! Well, it't not as thought you were potentially going to date whoever said that anyway. Even if you were, would you change your mind because of one off-color, goofy joke?

 

[OCybrManO]

Originally posted by MrTeatime
...would you change your mind...

Do you have to ask?

 

[MrTeatime]

Yes?

 

[Wesisapie]

oi flynn, you are looking for a website like that, try mine

http://www.wesisapie.tk

read down a bit, i'm sure it's just what you want to hear.

 

[MrTeatime]

WTF is with your site?

 

[Wesisapie]

what does it look like buddy

 

[Interl@ce]

hey I have a gf who games, she's amazing. cute, looks good, smart, does the household.... what more can a guy want?
Btw she owns me in 1st person shooters..... she's just too much for me.
Not that she plays the entire day, she's got a lot of friends and we both are active swimmers.

so... not all girls that game are *geeks* or weird.

owyeah one more thing: Valve's not gonna get her SHE'S MINE :cheese: