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headcrab vs scanner (pinata)

let the bashing begin!!


i say headcrab! :naughty:
 
If the headcrab loses then ill go shoot myself.
 
the scanner has no weapons, it could only blind the headcrab or call for backup which would squish the headcrab :p

I say headcrab tho, they are mean ****ers, like a Jack Russell jumping up at you trying to bite your balls.
 
Scanner.

It will run away and call upon an army of striders to bash the hell out of the headcrab.

Har har.
 
hmm....

what does the scanner have in the way of weapondry?

if it has some kind of strider like laser....then scanner.

otherwise, headcrab!
 
Bait said:
Scanner.

It will run away and call upon an army of striders to bash the hell out of the headcrab.

Har har.
Yeah! That's what I was gonna say!

Or even if it that was against the rules of the little fight, the headcrab can't do any damage to the scanner.

The scanner could just go way high up, turn off it's jets, and slam down right on top of the poor little crab!

SPLAT!
 
Headcrabs can't even headcrab scanners. :O

Scanners.
 
vegeta897 said:
Errr.. The headcrabs ARE zombies...

What are you smoking?
What are YOU smoking?

Headcrabs aren't zombies. Headcrabs turn people into to zombies.
 
You're all saying headcrab because you've not played with the scanners ;)

I say Scanner
 
MaDMaXX said:
You're all saying headcrab because you've not played with the scanners ;)

I say Scanner
:frown: damnit maxx, not fair!

PS: I'd say the crowbar wins.
 
I'd say scanner.... they might have a weapon. Plus headcrabs are a bit clumbsy and slow.
 
What could the headcrab do to the scanner?

The scanner is made of metal

First post :thumbs:
 
If the pinata idea had been up to me, I'd have made it look like one of those rollermine things. They look waaay more annoying than a scanner and I'm sure I'd definitely rather smack the crap out of that.

-UnmarkedOne
 
UnmarkedOne said:
If the pinata idea had been up to me, I'd have made it look like one of those rollermine things. They look waaay more annoying than a scanner and I'm sure I'd definitely rather smack the crap out of that.

-UnmarkedOne

A rollermine would have been harder to make thou
 
god damn it.. F**k head crab... Gordon frags both of the mofos with the rocket launcher!!

END OF!!
 
DavE0r said:
god damn it.. F**k head crab... Gordon frags both of the mofos with the rocket launcher!!

END OF!!

go to HL2.php headcrab owns :D
 
Headcrab > Everything... seriously why wasn't this a poll? A poll that has a headcrab as a choice(spell?) is no competition. :E
 
ShadowFox said:
What are YOU smoking?

Headcrabs aren't zombies. Headcrabs turn people into to zombies.
... It's only a physical change though. The headcrab thinks the same... He just has a body now.

You post implied that zombies disliked headcrabs... Which I do not understand.. They are the same creatures... Care to explain?
 
i vote for the Novelty Nuclear Missile! Surprise your friends, amuse your enemies. Start the party with a bang!
 
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