The worst crime you've ever committed?

[craig]

Well? What's the worst crime you've ever committed?

For me I'd have to look to my early teens when I was going through the (I'm an anus but I think I'm clever) phase and I stole lots of money over the course of a year or two...

didnt get into much trouble for it and in hindsight that was probably a bad thing.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Scotland Yard are on to you now mate, Mwa ha ha ha ha

 

[Foxtrot]

Oh well, return fraud. I would buy somthing for $500 then return a different product(in the $500 box with the new stickers and stuff on it) worth about $50(old crap I would find in my house or buy at another store).

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Heh, I have allways been a good boy.....


Actually I can't really think of anything really bad at all..




Excelent

 

[craig]

Scotland Yard are on to you now mate, Mwa ha ha ha ha

clever... scotland yard are on to me with no verbal confession, no clear idea of my crimes and a rather ambiguous i stole £x when i was a teen.... woo hoo!

fortunatley for me it was family (my mother) I stole the money from and she called the cops to scare me a bit, but didnt press any charges ...

 

[PvtRyan]

I stole something out of a store... kinda pathetic :E

 

[craig]

I stole something out of a store... kinda pathetic :E

yeah, I did that too. stole a gold marker from woolworths when i was maybe 11. was prolly my 1st crime infact and I got such a rush... absolutley shit mysen.

 

[gh0st]

you stole your moms money? christ..

my worst crime? uhh im an alchoholic.

 

[qckbeam]

I've never committed a crime.......................

 

[craig]

you stole your moms money? christ..

my worst crime? uhh im an alchoholic.

yeah, just after my brother died my mum turned into a raving alcoholic and I turned into a little bástard..

luckily I came to my senses and stopped the disgusting behaviour very quickly... she however hasnt even 14 years later ;(

 

[Jackal hit]

4th of july
fireworks are illegal in certain areas of the denver metro area... where some cities start and end is VERY ambiguous... hmm but drought caused a general banning of all fireworks. (but not in unincorporated arapahoe county, which is basically right down the street...) so my dad... lots of people on our street, and myself had a block party... some asshole bitch whore f*cker of a c*nt woman at the end of the cul-de-sac (about 3 houses down from mine) called the cops... yay for me, because i was out there launching lots of mortars (which are VERY illegal in colorado), which i bought in wyoming and transported to colorado. cops came and confiscated my fireworks... those assholes. anywho i SHOULD have left my crate(yes i had a freakin howitzer crate filled with mortars hahah) in my garage since cops are not allowed inside your house unless you let them in (kinda like vampires hehe). anyways, in court the DA bitch was all "yeah we found a MASSIVE amount of fireworks with this one, the biggest cache from the night of july the 4th.." ...anyways under law, that's supposedly bad, could have gotten jail time, up to $1000 fine.

anyways i'm clever though, and got off with a $0 fine hehe caught them on a technicality... "not my fireworks, since they were on my parent's property, and anything on a person's property is considered posession of the landowner... so you have nothing on me." ... since my dad's case was earlier, and he got his charges down from $500 to like $100 ... they couldn't do anything to him, so eh, i got off

/me laughs hysterically

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Sorry to hear about that.


Well, glad to hear you made it though.




When my dad died about a year an a bit ago now I very nearly turned into a right little wanker.


And that would have been bad. I was looking for fights where ever I went. And I know enough about fighting to have killed somone had I wanted to fairly easily.


Could have been oh so bad.

 

[lePobz]

when I was 16/17 me and my mates got a bit tipsy at a house party, found some cans of WD40 in his garage and we all went out spraying WD40 everywhere and lighting it for a laugh, we even got a Give Way sign, turned it a nice shade of black.

Oh well, thats not too bad for a 'worst'. Guess i've just got a strong concience. I feel sorry for victims of crime.

Never stolen anything from anyone in my life, because I know what its like to have stuff stolen.

Guess i'm a good boy.

 

[LoneDeranger]

Never really stole anything. I "borrowed" some stuff and never gave it back.

I also found a free bus pass and used it for about a year.

Hmm, things like that, you know.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Shoplifting regularly in some arabian store.

 

[thenerdguy]

Well I was cought tipping cows when i was 10. (My older bros where with me but i was the youngest and couldnt run as fast as they could)
I got my butt chewed on i couldnt sit down for years. come to think of it i still slide out of chairs all the time. ( Meaning i got a spanking)(Did hairy flipping deal)(I think kids thease days need a good butt whooping!)

 

[psyno]

Jackal hit, that is awesome.

My worst? Public sex in a county park. :imu: :imu: :smoking:

:cheers:

 

[Dedalus]

well once in westminster there was this sign, it said 'Please do not walk on the grass.'....and....well....i kind of.....i'm so ashamed *cries*

 

[Jackal hit]

Jackal hit, that is awesome.

My worst? Public sex in a county park. :imu: :imu: :smoking:

:cheers:

lmao i was gonna mention something about "worst" being COMPLETELY subjective. as soon as i get an adventurous girlfriend, the outdoors thing = fair game. :thumbs:
hmm, as far as WORST thing? ummm ......

something...

yeah... :angel:

 

[crabcakes66]

hmm....

All were charged with first-degree criminal mischief, conspiracy to commit first-degree criminal mischief, third-degree burglary and conspiracy to commit third-degree burglary

^^^
news clip from worst thing i ever did.

 

[Mr.Reak]

Did I steal anything? Yeah, when I was little, stole bit of money from my mom, so I could go and play Super Nintendo (yeah, something like LAN parties). I got caught by my dad once and beaten very hard, plus very long and boring speech. Never stole anything else after that.

Did I ever kill anyone? Not really… okay I killed a lot of bugs, but they are ugly, so nobody cares.

Am I a criminal? Yep, I am damn communist… and in Soviet Russia … oh to hell with that, it’s not even funny anymore

 

[Direwolf]

Various people in my area periodicaly build a potatoe gun and have fun firing it at stuff. Just the other week me and a few friends were messing around with one (great fun if you have the means), and some random neighbor called the cops reporting shots fired. We're standing around in the garage drinking coke when they show up with assault rifles.
I could barely keep from cracking up while they were there because its incredibly obvious now just how bored our police force is. Didn't get a fine or anything, just a warning and threat to call the mom of the person's house it was that was never even followed through on. Oh, and they took the potatoe gun which was worth about $3.

 

[nw909]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

 

[Direwolf]

...and then fell into a burning ring of fire.

 

[JunkieXL]

lol

My worst crime.. hmm... stealing candy
oh and a friend came over my house today and forgot 5nis.. does that count?

 

[nw909]

...and then fell into a burning ring of fire.

Yes, it hurted.

But the water was 5 feet high and risin' so it didn't hurt long.

 

[spookymooky]

not exactly a crime, but...I almost broke a million dollar drawing at my school. Now all students are immidiately suspended if they are found in the arts wing.

 

[MrWhite]

To my regret... (and might I add that the only part I played was that I was there, unkowing of what was going on), 3 students who i'd never talked to and I stole a 4000 dollar laptop for this blind kid who had partial vision.

Not the greatest thing on my conscience... but I served my probation time and paid full restitution for it (just got off probation 3 weeks ago)

 

[Foxtrot]

WTF, that is wrong MrWhite. Didn't the other 3 people that took it say you had nothing to do with it?

 

[Jhahn2k4]

I stole a gumball from a local grocery store.. I was like 10.. There was some dude that might have seen me...

/me looks left... looks right.. *runs

 

[spookymooky]

I stole a gumball from a local grocery store.. I was like 10.. There was some dude that might have seen me...

/me looks left... looks right.. *runs

did anyone else ever rattle the knobs on gumball machines until candy came out? I never did feel guilty about that...

 

[DarkStar]

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

That's weird! I killed a man in Vegas just to get an erection once.

 

[nw909]

That's weird! I killed a man in Vegas just to get an erection once.

Johnny Cash never sang that =\

 

[Bad^Hat]

Johnny Cash never sang that =\

You're like a living episode of Lost in Appleton, you know that?

I stole a pack of Ninja Turtles cards from the local Supermarket once... that's about the worst of it :cheers:

 

[gh0st]

actually i forgot one thing.

i used net send * on a school pc (before they limited your access to dos to...nothing) and sent a rather candid message to every school in the seattle school district (~50000 students). i got suspended for 1 day for "sending an email"

 

[nw909]

You're like a living episode of Lost in Appleton, you know that?

I stole a pack of Ninja Turtles cards from the local Supermarket once... that's about the worst of it :cheers:

Man, if I didn't search what that was on google I might have been mad or something.

 

[not28]

I killed my neighbor and they never found the body.

Then I exposed myself to a squirrel. They never found the squirrel's body either.

 

[gh0st]

all these murder ones are hilarious. everyone knows we're all too pussy/overweight to kill someone.

 

[Moto]

I downloaded some .mp3 files... shame on me :rolling:

 

[not28]

all these murder ones are hilarious. everyone knows we're all too pussy/overweight to kill someone.

At least you included yourself in that one :cheers: