The worst crime you've ever committed?

[jabberwock95]

I've used the old 'switch a price tag for a cheaper one' trick. It almost always works in crowded stores that don't have barcode readers. Once I bought a book with a £2 off! sticker on it. I took it home, read it and took off the £2 off! sticker. I took the sticker back to the store, stuck it on another book and viola! £2 off.

 

[Foxtrot]

Amish, the console thing still works.

 

[crabcakes66]

Here you go i found the full article of when i got in trouble a few years back.

MILFORD — Four youths face charges of burglary and criminal mischief following
their arrest in connection with a break-in at a vacant North Street business.

The building owner reported $50,000 in interior damage, police said Monday.

The youths, ranging in age from 16 to 19, were taken into custody after officers responded to a complaint of "suspicious activity" at the vacant Packaging Plus building at 354 North St. at about 9:41 p.m.

Friday and found them inside the building.

Information on the nature of the damage was not available.

Arrested were ***** ******, 16, of Bridgeport, and Milford residents **** *********, 16, of ***** Avenue; ***** ******, 17, of ****** Avenue; and ***** *********, 19, of ****** Avenue.

All were charged with first-degree criminal mischief, conspiracy to commit first-degree criminal mischief, third-degree burglary and conspiracy to commit third-degree burglary.

Each made $2,500 bail is scheduled to be arraigned Oct. 24 in Superior Court in Milford.

 

[Pitbul]

umm lets see...i've Slanged (means sold drugs), bought drugs (duh). also Theft, ran from the cops (more then once and wasn't caught). assault and assault with a deadly weapon (a knife i wasn't really gonna stab him...in a lethal area), i think thats it. and the only thing i have been caught doing is stealing. the rest i wasn't caught. the first time i ran from the cops was because i was on private property with a four wheeler and also for driving on public roads, the sherrif couldn't catch me. second time was because i had drugs on me. and at the time i was with my cousin and 2 friends. and that time we were on foot. it was like Cops on TV.

 

[Chris D]

I've done quite a few things. Nothing major as such.

Stole a packet of condoms once when I was 15 because I was too embarrassed to buy them at the counter.

Was a bit shocked to read Warble's. That was very dangerous with that train thing... If the train had been going fast then it could have derailed and killed lots of people/

 

[Moto]

Fragmaster is really, really skinny...

I was going by this....
(Check attached image)

 

[Warbie]

I know Chris :/ it's not something i'm proud of .......... it was a long time ago and we were stupid kids.

It's Warbie btw, not Warble

 

[Foxtrot]

Oh yah another thing, there was a bunch of contruction vehicles parked behind my house and they just leave them there during the winter when they dont use them. So...my friend and I went over and started throwing frozen dirt and rocks at the windows. We broke a bunch of windows, I don't know why but breaking glass is just so damn fun.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

I downloaded some .mp3 files... shame on me :rolling:

i know right? i just use streamripper now, cuz i'm terrified of the fcc, i admit it.

worst crimes?.. hmm.. of course (like most people) i've stolen stuff. nothing too aluable i think. oh, a pc monitor once, that's probably the most expensive thing. best crime i ever pulled off was sneaking a small amount of heroin out of pakistan. much easier than it sounds, and though technically i think i could have been in some super deep shit if they caught me, i wasn't really in much danger. also, not sure if this counts, but i got an ex-girlfriend of mine to smuggle some weapons out of china for me. she was actually excited by the idea, and didn't need to be talked into it much. she was very clever about that kinda stuff. not surprisingly, later in life, she was approached by both cia and nsa about job opportunities, though i believe she declined (tbh, i doubt i'd know if she was working for either).





both of those stories are true, but i've made them sound more exciting than they actually are. also, both happened before 9/11.

 

[pat_thetic]

And you smuggled weapons and heroine why?

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

Heheh, thats what I was wondering

 

[Lil' Timmy]

And you smuggled weapons and heroine why?

well, if i explain it, it'll all sound less interesting, so suffice to say: have you ever heard of pablo escobar?

 

[pat_thetic]

Your kidding right?

Edit: Wait are you saying you smuggled stuff for him? Or to fight him? I really hope the latter.

 

[Lil' Timmy]

Your kidding right?

Edit: Wait are you saying you smuggled stuff for him? Or to fight him? I really hope the latter.

lol, it was a joke.. when did escobar get killed anyway?

ok, i'll explain, since at least a couple of you are satisfyingly confused.

i was given a little bag of un-processed opium tar (could be made into heroin i think) by a border guard in peshawar, pakistan. he was showing me around the place (the shady activities of the NWFP are something of a tourist attraction). after showing me some people shooting up behind a train car, he went over and talked to them, then he went inside some building and came out and handed me this little baggy. he was pretty pleased about it. his english wasn't so good, but i got the idea that the material inside was some sort of unrefined heroin (for all i know, it could've just been roofing tar, tbh). once i got back to my hotel room, i got a little paranoid and put the baggy in a big box that i had incense and teas in. and then i forgot about it until i got back home. it was funny, i probably would have freaked if i had remembered it was in there when i was going through customs. the pakistanis actually opend up my bags when i left hte country, but the guys just sorta glanced at my stuff. it was a tiny amount, like the size of a pat of butter. it dried out and i think i lost it in moving (i don't seem to have it anymore).

the weapons thing.. ha, well, i really embelished that one.. so my gf at the time was fluent in mandarin, and she traveled to china every so often. once when she was going, i off-handedly (jokingly) told her to be sure and get me some "kung-fu swords and shit". well, she had a present for me 3 months later.. a chinese sword with a tassle and a pair of sai (?). it was pretty funny. she took the sai when we broke-up (actually they were over at her place, and since it was a kinda messy break-up i never bothered to get them back). the sword is actually pretty lame, but i still have it, though the tassle fell off. apparently, she did have to be pretty sly to sneak those things out of china though, much different security situation than pakistan at the time.

so you see? now i'm much less cool than i had you all believing.. are you happy now!!

*cries his little puppy eyes out*

 

[Voodoo_Chile]

Does plotting to take over the world count?I know everyone has contemplated it once in their lives however I have a cunning plan.
It all begins with taking over Costa Rica.(Fools,No standing army what were they thinking)And from there South America.After that its a simple matter of playing it by ear.

Though seriously im one of the Over-Weight Pussies (Or is it Pussy's?) mentioned earlier.Little in the way of physical crime,mainly digital.

 

[Fender357]

My worst and best crime............................ sex in a public place.

Did it in the dark room in high school....on some historic trains at a train station....on top of a parking garage looking over the train station. (the train station ones were at night.....but there was sneeking around involved because I think the cops saw us ontop of the parking structure....we got away though )

 

[babywax]

I once ate a human being. He was lucky I have no teeth, he came out whole. (That was what I would call "explosive diarrhea")

 

[Brian Damage]

I blew up the local water main...

I was digging with a pickaxe, and the next thing I know, I was exceedingly damp...