The worst digital audio player in the world

[The Monkey]

http://medialoper.com/hot-topics/itunes/prism-durosport-review/

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

We asked DuroSport about the battery half-life, and they claimed it was a feature. The DuroSport marketing representative told us, “By definition a battery like that can never die. Since it will always have half as much power as the previous charge, it will never reach zero”.

While the DuroSport product line is highly regarded throughout Eastern Europe

full stop. MUST BUY.

pretty funny and elaborate joke if I do say so myself. I love the DurtoSport website.

oh god lol: http://insider.prismdurosport.com/

Hello again, DuroSports Fans.

I am me, Vladimir Concescu, the Chief Product Engineer at the DuroSport Electric Company.

And I just wanted to statement for recording a single thing: I had nothing to do with “Smell of Books.” Our product that we are releasing and recalled in a single day. Shaming! That was the entirement of Nero’s idea. I am not in understanding at all of why he is doing such a project. I am calling it: “Nero’s Follicle.”

Now, you are asking: why, Vladimir, why are you not in the “Smell of Books” project? Good question: I am, after all, the Chief Product Engineer of the DuroSport Corporation, and is logic to assuming I am the involvment. But not. Not!!

 

[Raziaar]

It has to be a terrible company if it doesn't even have a wikipedia article!

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

the whole thing is an old april fools joke, cow man

 

[Raziaar]

the whole thing is an old april fools joke, cow man

 

[Dekstar]

I lol'ed heartily.

 

[VirusType2]

Strangely, we found that the “Do you really want to?” message came up for almost every operation, including simple volume changes.

I laughed at that bit, but this has nothing on the 'burger in a can' review.

 

[Dinnesch]

Lol, I believed it at first(until I read BHC's post).
Well, there actually are a lot of products which are as bad as this one, for example the game Big Rigs

 

[mindless_moder]

"Battery Operated Battery Charger"

they certainly got a lot of publicity out of this one.

 

[Warped]

lol, i wish it were real. i'd buy it for my friend who doesn't even have an mp3 player

 

[Rizzo]

I want one.

 

[Xendance]

I thought this was too retarded to be real.

 

[15357]

I lol'd heartidely.