The worst feeling in the world

[taviow]

This is pretty weird...but I'm 23 years old and I have NEVER been hit in the dick/balls. I hear people talking about how the pain is delayed a few seconds and how it just aches...but every time a fist, leg or flying object comes near I have had fast enough reactions to block it or get my junk out of harm's way.

I have also told this to no one I know because the moment I do, every guy I know will constantly try to hit me in the balls for the next year or so.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bmMEddx9w-I

 

[Blackthorn]

I have also told this to no one I know because the moment I do, every guy I know will constantly try to hit me in the balls for the next year or so.

He lives in Grand Forks, ND! Everyone buy boots, travel tickets and prepare to make a lot of Dakotan enemies!

 

[Sheepo]

The moment you realize I'm in the house with you...

 

[Druckles]

Stepping on an upturned plug without socks isn't particularly nice, either.

And being slapped in the balls. Certainly unpleasant.

 

[Pesmerga]

That feeling you get when you wake up with this murderous desire to eat something but having no energy nor will to do it. It's like your stomach is dying.

 

[Dynasty]

Touching a live wire, that wasnt fun.

It felt like I was being...drained. Like my soul was being sucked out of my finger and I could feel my blood moving toward the wire.

Do I get an oscar?

Oh and standing on a sea urchin after removing my fins underwater. That was messed up.

Also, what hurts more do you think : giving birth or being kicked in your manlyhood? We'll never be able to tell, weird that.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The feeling you get when you can't see the person closest to you.

 

[Dodo]

I think being raped with a pair of scissors would be alot worse then being kicked in the balls ...

Worst feeling i ever had was when i smokes a shit load of weed, ate 250 gr of chocolate and had to have my apendix removed the next day.
Haha i went to the doctor with severe stomach ach ( i couldnt walk up straight : / ), and they were like; "no youre cool, you wont die, will operate on you within an hour... And i was like "WTF!? OPERATE?!!?"...
being put into narcosis rocks btw : )

-dodo

 

[Pesmerga]

lol Dodo

 

[Druckles]

Tbh, I'd probably prefer the scissors to a kick. My poor babies.

 

[Dr0ndeh]

the horrifying realisation that one day youre going to seace to exist. its times like that i wish i wasnt agnostic. i dont mean just the knowledge that one day youre going to die, we all know that, i mean the moments when you truely comprehend how transient life is. ****ing horrible.

 

[Druckles]

Yeah, that's a great feeling. The idea that you'd live forever is horrific.

 

[99.vikram]

the horrifying realisation that one day youre going to seace to exist. its times like that i wish i wasnt agnostic. i dont mean just the knowledge that one day youre going to die, we all know that, i mean the moments when you truely comprehend how transient life is. ****ing horrible.

Really? I find that the most beautiful thing there is. It tells me that nothing holds absolute meaning. I have to define the meaning of life for myself, just like everyone else does. I choose to define it as the pursuit of knowledge, understanding the universe etc.

 

[CptStern]

naw I think the worst feeling in the world could possibly be when you're getting head from some chick you met in a club and just as you're about to expunge your milky white creme filling you reach down and discover there a cock in her pants

that's when you let her finish, give her/him a 50 and run like hell

 

[Wanted Bob]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=blue+balls

Oh, goddamn THIS.

Bloody hell, this can be excrutiating ;(

 

[Druckles]

I believe I know what the worst feeling in the world is. But I can't share it with you.

It'd make your heart split.

 

[Solaris]

Shame.

 

[McGooTheWise]

Being sacktapped. If you don't know what that is, it's when someone uses the back of their hand, and lightly thrusts it at your nuts. It may sound just "meh." but think about it, the faster you get hit in the nuts, the more it hurts, This is just a tiny motion... It hurt for hours.

Also, that feeling that you get when you have a realy bad case of the stomach flue, and just ate a huge meal the night before, and you wake up in a pool of your own vomit, and run to the toilet the throw up again, accept you have to shit too. And guess what, you also have to piss really bad. So you shit and piss your pants while throwing up, and you're making a bunch of noise at 4:00 in the morning and your brother comes in to see the mess you made and says "I need to take a shower. Get out." You try to tell him to **** off, but as you say Off you vomit all over his front, and I just made most of this up...

That would be a horrible feeling though. XD

 

[Acepilotf14]

Ugh, halen, I've been ball tapped. He didn't even hit me that hard, and christ it hurt for like half an hour.

OW.