The Worst Feeling

Taking a dump is one of the most relieving feelings known to mankind.

I wouldn't say it hurts. There's certainly strain though, and that makes it all the better. To push like hell for that last mile and then be greeted with that satisfying resonant sound of a turd landing in a water bowl... and then the sigh of relief... to feel a few pounds lighter...
 
Sharp bamboo sticks being shoved in your fingernails.


Or looking at rosie o donnell.
 
realizing a relationship was over and going through the motions for another month hoping it would get better... then realizing you're never getting back with that person a month or so after it's over... :(
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Extreme stomach cramps, usually from the result of me ignoring my food condition and then being really ill. Yeah i know :(

whats up with your stomach? i've got a really weird little problem of my own. they think its an ulcer i think. need to have the camera test some time
 
Heartbreak. I always thought that it only happens in love songs and to emotional sissies but it actually hurts a LOT
 
Dan said:
Heartbreak. I always thought that it only happens in love songs and to emotional sissies but it actually hurts a LOT
QFT and QFE.. i know what you mean
 
Penis hole, needle.



No more discussion is required.
 
getting in a car accident and having it being your fault is pretty bad
 
Dan said:
Heartbreak. I always thought that it only happens in love songs and to emotional sissies but it actually hurts a LOT

Surprising isn't it? I never thought it could hurt so bad. But it does.
 
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