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A dog suspected of being infected with rabies in southwestern Burkina Faso was killed and eaten by local residents. Several people who had been bitten by the dog, mostly women and children, were vaccinated against rabies as a precaution.
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Man makes 3 photocopies of his buttocks
CLAYTON, Mo. — Police arrested a man who allegedly dropped his pants in the crowded lobby of the St. Louis County Courthouse and made photocopies of his buttocks. Police found Daniel Everett holding two copies he had already made. He was making a third. ''What did I do? What did I do?'' witnesses said Everett asked police. Everett, an immature 38, told police that the copies were intended as a practical joke for his girlfriend.
Champion liar tells good, clean story
BURLINGTON, Wis. — Gordon Zwicky's outrageous tale about his trip to Florida earned him top honors in this year's Burlington Liars Club contest. Zwicky, 72, beat out 299 other entries from 31 states and Canada. Zwicky claimed he and his wife, Dorothy, won the lottery and decided to drive to Florida. Their neighbor told them they would be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs. ''Thirty miles from home they saw a sign stating, 'Clean Restrooms Ahead.' Two months later they arrived in Florida,'' the tale read. By that time, they had cleaned 450 restrooms using 267 rolls of paper towels, three cases of bowl cleaner and 86 bottles of Windex. They were so tired, they immediately left for home.
Romanian men marry only moustached women
Young men in the province of Dimbovita, Romania, have a very specific requirement in choosing their wives: a girl should have a moustache. Local residents believe that moustached women become most faithful, healthy and fertile wives. Those girls, who do not have any hairs on the upper lip, have to deal with very serious problems as far as marriage and family is concerned.
"I love my moustache, my husband loves it even more. My mother, aunt and many others of my female relatives have it, and nobody ever thought of shaving the moustache off," Maria Nitoi (47) said in an interview with the Libertatea newspaper.
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Ringtones for mobiles enhance woman's bosom
Japanese specialists invent a unique melody for mobile phones, which supposedly enhances woman's breast size. According to the author of the invention, the melody acts on the unconscious level.
The melody entitled "Rockmelon" has already been downloaded by more than 10 000 mobile phone owners. Creator of the melody, Hidero Tomabishi, who is in fact a specialist in the area of cognitive sciences, is also well-known in his country for helping out former members of the "Aum Sinrike" sect to get back to normal life.
According to Tomabishi, the melody contains some sort of a "program", which, through the unconscious, activates certain processes in one-s organism that stimulate breast growth.
One of the female users claims she did not believe in the effectiveness of the melody at first. To her, it all seemed a mere lie. After a week however, to her own surprise, she discovered that her bust size had increased by 2,5 cm. "This is a real miracle!" says the happy owner of her rounded bosom.
Inspired by his success, Hidero Tomabashi intends to go even further with his invention. He plans to write other "healing" melodies for mobile phones, which will help people battle boldness, quit smoking or simply make people more attractive for the opposite sex.
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Remedy for loneliness
A new invention designed specifically for lonely women
Japan comes up with another invention. This time it is a pillow designed specifically for lonely women. The new product is made in a form of a man's body filled with foamy solution.
In actuality, the pillow resembles a man's bicep, which is usually placed under a lady's head. Hence the pillow's name: "A friend's arm".
According to the inventor of the product (by the way, it is a man) Tomoki Kakehasi, he was inspired by the words of his grandmother who used to say: "The most comfortable pillow is another human being."
Many women who have purchased "Friend's Arm¦ claim that their sleep and their personal life in general have significantly improved, since the day they purchased this revolutionary pillow.
This "man" stays true to you no matter what and more so, does not snore.
"Friend's Arm¦ costs $80 USD and comes with pajamas in blue, pink or green colors.
Manufacturers of the "magic" pillow have already designed similar device for men. In this case however, a man's head will rest peacefully on a female's hip.
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Man makes 3 photocopies of his buttocks
CLAYTON, Mo. — Police arrested a man who allegedly dropped his pants in the crowded lobby of the St. Louis County Courthouse and made photocopies of his buttocks. Police found Daniel Everett holding two copies he had already made. He was making a third. ''What did I do? What did I do?'' witnesses said Everett asked police. Everett, an immature 38, told police that the copies were intended as a practical joke for his girlfriend.
Champion liar tells good, clean story
BURLINGTON, Wis. — Gordon Zwicky's outrageous tale about his trip to Florida earned him top honors in this year's Burlington Liars Club contest. Zwicky, 72, beat out 299 other entries from 31 states and Canada. Zwicky claimed he and his wife, Dorothy, won the lottery and decided to drive to Florida. Their neighbor told them they would be fine as long as they paid attention to the road signs. ''Thirty miles from home they saw a sign stating, 'Clean Restrooms Ahead.' Two months later they arrived in Florida,'' the tale read. By that time, they had cleaned 450 restrooms using 267 rolls of paper towels, three cases of bowl cleaner and 86 bottles of Windex. They were so tired, they immediately left for home.
Romanian men marry only moustached women
Young men in the province of Dimbovita, Romania, have a very specific requirement in choosing their wives: a girl should have a moustache. Local residents believe that moustached women become most faithful, healthy and fertile wives. Those girls, who do not have any hairs on the upper lip, have to deal with very serious problems as far as marriage and family is concerned.
"I love my moustache, my husband loves it even more. My mother, aunt and many others of my female relatives have it, and nobody ever thought of shaving the moustache off," Maria Nitoi (47) said in an interview with the Libertatea newspaper.
Link
Ringtones for mobiles enhance woman's bosom
Japanese specialists invent a unique melody for mobile phones, which supposedly enhances woman's breast size. According to the author of the invention, the melody acts on the unconscious level.
The melody entitled "Rockmelon" has already been downloaded by more than 10 000 mobile phone owners. Creator of the melody, Hidero Tomabishi, who is in fact a specialist in the area of cognitive sciences, is also well-known in his country for helping out former members of the "Aum Sinrike" sect to get back to normal life.
According to Tomabishi, the melody contains some sort of a "program", which, through the unconscious, activates certain processes in one-s organism that stimulate breast growth.
One of the female users claims she did not believe in the effectiveness of the melody at first. To her, it all seemed a mere lie. After a week however, to her own surprise, she discovered that her bust size had increased by 2,5 cm. "This is a real miracle!" says the happy owner of her rounded bosom.
Inspired by his success, Hidero Tomabashi intends to go even further with his invention. He plans to write other "healing" melodies for mobile phones, which will help people battle boldness, quit smoking or simply make people more attractive for the opposite sex.
Link
Remedy for loneliness
A new invention designed specifically for lonely women
Japan comes up with another invention. This time it is a pillow designed specifically for lonely women. The new product is made in a form of a man's body filled with foamy solution.
In actuality, the pillow resembles a man's bicep, which is usually placed under a lady's head. Hence the pillow's name: "A friend's arm".
According to the inventor of the product (by the way, it is a man) Tomoki Kakehasi, he was inspired by the words of his grandmother who used to say: "The most comfortable pillow is another human being."
Many women who have purchased "Friend's Arm¦ claim that their sleep and their personal life in general have significantly improved, since the day they purchased this revolutionary pillow.
This "man" stays true to you no matter what and more so, does not snore.
"Friend's Arm¦ costs $80 USD and comes with pajamas in blue, pink or green colors.
Manufacturers of the "magic" pillow have already designed similar device for men. In this case however, a man's head will rest peacefully on a female's hip.
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, some quality shizzle there 
