TheNerdNews: Grenade closes US-Canada border

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The Peace Arch border crossing between Seattle and Vancouver was shut to all traffic in a major alert.
But bemused officials now say the incident was caused by a woman who got lost and happened to have a grenade.
In an age of terror alerts, even a wrong turn it seems can now cause an international incident.
Officials say this incident was caused by a common enough mistake in these parts.
There are two Vancouvers - one is a small American town, the other is the large Canadian city.
On Monday, a woman from Texas trying to find the small town ended up at the Canadian border.
When officials there searched her vehicle, they found a hand grenade in the glove compartment.
Just lost
Within minutes, the border was evacuated and the bomb squad was on the scene.
Once the woman explained her story though, things quickly calmed down.
A Canadian police spokesman says they are satisfied that the woman was simply lost and had never meant to go to Canada.
They soon released her and reopened the border.
As for the hand grenade, police say, the woman had no idea it was in her vehicle.
It probably belongs to her husband, who reportedly works for the US military.
Serious security alerts are rare along this border, but they do happen.
In 1999, a man was caught smuggling a car full of explosives at a crossing near here as part of a plot to bomb the Los Angeles airport.


AHHHH She was just trying to take out canada's tank.

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Rofl.. Dude, don't ever stop posting stuff like this :laugh :LOL: :LOL:
 
Hmm, imagine groping for a map or something in the glove compartment from the driver's seat and retrieving it with this odd ring on your finger...
 
"It seems we've found 26 hand grenades strapped to the inside of your trenchcoat, there also seems to be a shotgun in your pant leg"

"Oh, I didn't know those were there"

"Really? well then, your free to go."
 
I say the U.S. declares a premptive war on Canada. That would be so fun to watch.
 
fizzlephox said:
I say the U.S. declares a premptive war on Canada. That would be so fun to watch.

Omg, I ain't gonna sit back here and take that!!!1

Wait, no, I probably will, ah well.
 
fizzlephox said:
I say the U.S. declares a premptive war on Canada. That would be so fun to watch.

Yeah, that would be amusing, since our army consists of 4 canoes, an Esso oil tanker, some mounties, and a frenchman. Did you guys here about one of our soldiers in Afganistand that shot himself in the face while in his tent? They dont know whether it was an honest discharge, or he was trying to commit suicide, and...well...missed his brain...
 
fizzlephox said:
I say the U.S. declares a premptive war on Canada. That would be so fun to watch.
We would just do what the Russians did in WW2, move further north where you guys would say "ahh ta hell with it!! Its just to damn cold up here!!!"
 
Six Three said:
Yeah, that would be amusing, since our army consists of 4 canoes, an Esso oil tanker, some mounties, and a frenchman. Did you guys here about one of our soldiers in Afganistand that shot himself in the face while in his tent? They dont know whether it was an honest discharge, or he was trying to commit suicide, and...well...missed his brain...

2 newfoundlanders in a canoe is enough to destroy the world, no joke.

Nobody would be able to tell what the hell they were saying and eventually they would just die a slow and painful death due to newfy folk songs.
 
Blame Canada!

Anyway, a war between Canada and the USA, its an interesting thought. Lets make a mod!
 
Declare a pre-emptive strike on Canada? That confused grenade lady was the strike on Canada!

Yanks, consider yourselves soundly defeated!
 
Then it's official. Canada has just beaten the US in a war...just wait till i send this to the Times
 
canada already beat the us in a war, we dont need to bother with another one
 
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