there's a lightbulb in my bum but I dont know how it got there

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AOL said:
Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."
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D:

http://articles.news.aol.com/news/_a/doctors-remove-lightbulb-from-mans-anus/20060629073509990018
 
How in hell's name don't you notice getting a lightbulb shoved in there without even breaking it??

PvtRyan said:
He has a taillight :laugh:
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loolz
 
It surely must have been an enlightening experience :p
 
Beerdude26 said:
It surely must have been an enlightening experience :p
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Just wait till they put him in the electric chair ... he'll look like a christmas tree fairy for sure.
 
Dear god the puns!

Why doesn't he just admit, he put it up there and it got stuck, instead he's going through this embarrassing rigmarole of not knowing how it got there...heh.
 
Option 1. Clenching --> Smashing --> Painful egestion.

Option 2. Foreceps up the anal cavity and forceful tugging.

Vote away ladies...
 
And that's the story of the guy that opted for a light lunch.
 
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
 
hehe Pobz you gotta stop now! Oh and beerdude, why the attack on me you scamp, it's Stern's thread *shakes fist*
 
I guess one of his fellow prisoners took a shine to him. Wonder if he got TURNED ON. Good thing the doctors were on hand for some light relief.

Thanks I'm here all week!
 
Answer:

None. The lightbulb did all the screwing!
 
That's the last time Mohammed buys a "Self-Screwing Light Bulb"
 
Hey, here's a joke...

I bet that light bulb up his bum really hurt.
















Oh.....:(
 
Nah there's nothing up there. That lightbulb was just a fillament of his imagination!
 
Murray_H said:
Hey, here's a joke...

I bet that light bulb up his bum really hurt.
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Either that or his ass has an idea.
 
rofl, these puns are horrible D:

I bet he put it in himself when he was drunk or something
 
Oh boy, that's a bad situation! haha
Good thing it didn't pop. :x
lePobz said:
How many prison guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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I knew someone would make that joke. :D
 
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