there's a lightbulb in my bum but I dont know how it got there

[lePobz]

Doctor, Doctor ... I've got a light bulb up my ass!

 

[JNightshade]

Well, what can I say? He's an asshole, but a bright one.

 

[W4E]

Either that or his ass has an idea.

rofl.

 

[ComradeBadger]

I bet he walks around like the sun shines out of his arse..

 

[evil^milk]

How many prison guards does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I guess one of his fellow prisoners took a shine to him. Wonder if he got TURNED ON. Good thing the doctors were on hand for some light relief.


Thanks I'm here all week!

Well, what can I say? He's an asshole, but a bright one.

this thread wins at teh funny

 

[el Chi]

It surely must have been an enlightening experience

Am I to presume that you'll be here all week?

 

[Beerdude26]

Am I to presume that you'll be here all week?

All my life, actually

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Ahaha! How the hell did it get up there?

 

[clarky003]

It's what you get when you take the concept of the lightbulb so anally.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

The light at the end of the tunnel!

Guys this is the best pun by far! Cmon credit where its due. Someone get this man a medal.

 

[clarky003]

It is? oh right yeh.. apart from the visualising a mans ass pipe as a tunnel for walking in bit.

 

[CrazyHarij]

ahaha, best ****ing thread ever.

 

[el Chi]

Well, I'm sure it was a very illuminating find for the doctors.


What? Don't look at me like that. All the other kids were doing it...

 

[JNightshade]

bah... smartass

 

[el Chi]

I hope the extraction didn't leave him with bulbous haemmorhoids.

 

[JNightshade]

oh, that one was a little bit stretched, dontcha think?

 

[Zombie]

My anus is bleeding.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

lol, everything is making me laugh now, i think i need to go to bed. Chi's are very well thought out, Nightshade has a very very tenuous connection and Zombie's is just great. Stop please

 

[JNightshade]

Yeah, well... your MOM has a very very tenuous connection!

;(

 

[MiccyNarc]

Well, the sun might not shine there....

 

[Qonfused]

He'd have to be pretty loose for it not to break...

 

[Naudian]

Well, the sun might not shine there....

He'd have to be pretty loose for it not to break...

:|

 

[Reaktor4]

it happens a lot...

 

[The Brick]

His turds must be light brown.

 

[Sloth]

Well thanks for the light comedy boys, i'm never going to look at a bulb the same!

 

[Zombie]

Holy shit!

 

[wildchild730]

How embarasing! D:

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

His story is a little hard to digest. I can't see why he'd think he's keeping anyone in the dark about it. He's trying to pull the shit over our eyes but we can see through it like glass.
I gotta say this whole experience wrecked'em.

 

[Zombie]

lmao Ryuken D:

 

[Cormeh]

Was it bayonet or screw-in?

 

[el Chi]

I was thinking that as well D:

 

[Dekstar]

At least if there's a night-time jail-break he can be the torch.

"You can't catch us with muhammed's trousers down!"

 

[99.vikram]

Well, it's lonely in jail...no buttsecks

 

[AiM]

Well, it's lonely in jail...no buttsecks

...what!?

:|

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Well, it's lonely in jail...no buttsecks

You obviously haven't been to the right prisons then!

 

[MiccyNarc]

You obviously haven't been to the right prisons then!

Yah, you're not kidding.

 

[The Brick]

Well he can light his farts better than anyone can.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

How the...

I...

WOW.

 

[Steven]

Well, what can I say? He's an asshole, but a bright one.

He could be gay and could only use the lightbulb.

 

[_Z_Ryuken]

How the...

I...

WOW.

That's what he said.