There's hope for some of you yet! ..so long as you have $7000

Raziaar said:
Naive because I think that sounds gross? Do you like to stick your penis into dolls that some other dude has recently jizzed in or used for sex previously and maybe failed to clean it?

Do tell me... what am I naive about? Why am I naive because I find doll swapping completely retarded and disgusting?
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I think he's talking about hooking up with real girls and the kind of activity they've engaged in before you.
 
B-but she said she was a virgin!!

I asked her 'shouldn't you be bleeding then!?' but she said 'No that's not actually real!'

OH GOD
 
MuToiD_MaN said:
I think he's talking about hooking up with real girls and the kind of activity they've engaged in before you.
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Yeah... that's why I used the words plastic and rubber in my post. Because I was specifically talking about dolls and nothing else.

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Raziaar said:
.... wow. You couldn't just gather from my sarcastic post that maybe... just maybe... I wasn't talking about every man on the face of the earth? You gleaned from my post that I suffer from naivety that there are some dudes out there who wouldn't be bothered at all by getting their dicks all in the stickiness of another guy?

You're right man... I am naive. What is a fetish? What are perverts?
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I don't know why you're taking a casual comment of mine and turning it into this.
 
You can't be surprised Raz came back at you Vegeta when you leave a vague comment which has a condescending tone, calling him naive. Either explain what you mean properly next time (to avoid confusion) or leave the cow alone.

On the topic of the wife swapping thing, I get the feeling he meant 'swapping personalities' for your doll. So you upload your custom personality onto a USB key and give it to a friend so he can enjoy your custom config. How rad, these guys have thought of everything!
 
How sad, these guys have thought of everything!
 
We swapped our sex dolls and we're happy now.
 
I can't believe no one's commented on how the inventor looks like he developed the thing for himself. Look at that guy. Jeez. Like at some point you know he just gave up on trying with real women and was like, "I'll just build one! One that's better than the real thing!"

That being said, if I had the technical know-how to build a sexbot I probably would too. Of course, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of giving it useless things like silicon skin and fake hair and human features. If I'm gonna fuck a robot, I want to fuck a robot. I want me some CLANG CLANG.
 
Darkside55 said:
I can't believe no one's commented on how the inventor looks like he developed the thing for himself. Look at that guy. Jeez. Like at some point you know he just gave up on trying with real women and was like, "I'll just build one! Better than the real thing!"

That being said, if I had the technical know-how to build a sexbot I probably would too. Of course, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of giving it useless things like silicon skin and fake hair and human features. If I'm gonna fuck a robot, I want to fuck a robot. I want me some CLANG CLANG.
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:LOL:
 
Raziaar said:
Wait, what?
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2:43

He suddenly stops talking about his creepy sexdoll and starts talking about his friend who died in 9/11; and at 3:03 they just completely cut him off from his awkward story.
 
Darkside55 said:
I can't believe no one's commented on how the inventor looks like he developed the thing for himself. Look at that guy. Jeez. Like at some point you know he just gave up on trying with real women and was like, "I'll just build one! One that's better than the real thing!"

That being said, if I had the technical know-how to build a sexbot I probably would too. Of course, I wouldn't go through all the trouble of giving it useless things like silicon skin and fake hair and human features. If I'm gonna fuck a robot, I want to fuck a robot. I want me some CLANG CLANG.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8sQOXdn-QIE

Looks more like this hotel manager.
 
zombieturtle01 said:
2:43

He suddenly stops talking about his creepy sexdoll and starts talking about his friend who died in 9/11; and at 3:03 they just completely cut him off from his awkward story.
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Ohh... yeah, that explains it. I figured you were talking about the end of the video so I watched that part. I hadn't watched the whole thing.
 
Does it come with cupholders?
 
How the hell do you even sleep at night with that thing?

Honestly, it's as if I'm sleeping with a mannequin. I'll have to check up on it every few minutes to ensure it didn't move spots or blink.
 
flamingdts said:
How the hell do you even sleep at night with that thing?

Honestly, it's as if I'm sleeping with a mannequin. I'll have to check up on it every few minutes to ensure it's not trying to kill me.
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