There's now only one spider in my bathroom.

[ranmafan]

I had a pet Praying Mantis I caught in my bathroom once. I fed it everything I could catch and it was fascinating watching it stalk and eat the prey. She was freaking huge too. I let her go after a while and a few weeks later the apartment block was crawling with little baby mantids. Guess she liked the place enough to have her babies there. =P

 

[ktimekiller]

Rofl

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I killed the biggest spider I've seen yet a few mins before coming to this thread. I basically kill anything that pisses me off, by that I mean I've let a few spiders live that were fast enough to escape under the big screen TV (ok I was just to lazy to give a damn, not merciful), there may have been only 2 or 3 things I let live out of mercy.

Oh yeah, FMA is teh_1337zor so dont forget about the movie that comes after the series! The dub of which is to be released in October.

 

[CookieCuttah]

I killed the biggest spider I've seen yet a few mins before coming to this thread. I basically kill anything that pisses me off, by that I mean I've let a few spiders live that were fast enough to escape under the big screen TV (ok I was just to lazy to give a damn, not merciful), there may have been only 2 or 3 things I let live out of mercy.

Oh yeah, FMA is teh_1337zor so dont forget about the movie that comes after the series! The dub of which is to be released in October.

You must have killed quite a few vacuum sellers and tele-marketers by now.

I was firing my pellet rifle today and I saw a locus/big grasshopper sitting on a large blade of grass. Taking the opportunity for target practice I put my sight on it and pulled.
What happened next was unexpected, I literally gibbed the thing. Guts flew apart and its head with two legs attached soared through the air landing right in front of me. It twitched a few times and died.

 

[Greatgat]

For the record, this thread needs a little something.

Ah, that's it.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

I'm assuming that isn't from your house?
If I saw that...at that point in time...I'd die D:

 

[Asknoone]

Seeing as I'm incredibly bored (I'm waiting for my FMA download to finish and Het seems to be down, grr) I'll post this here. In Halflife2.net. I know, I know, it's crazy.

Anyway. Lately I've adopted two new pets; Spider Far and Spider Near, named so because one's got his web on the far side of my bathroom and the other is right next to you when you enter the room. The other family of insects which find shelter in my house - moths - I don't find so appealing. If I leave my window open at night, which I have to do because it's hot, they flock to my lightbulb like... moths to a lightbulb. So I've been hitting two birds with one stone by capturing the bloody annoying moths in my bedroom and feeding the buggers to Spider Near and Spider Far.

However, events took a turn for the worse this night, as while I was releasing a moth into Spider Far's web I accidentally broke it. Cursing, I stumbled back into my room to catch another moth, got one, and swiftly returned to find Spider Far scurrying right into Spider Near's web!

There was nothing I could do. Spider Near, who was far bigger than his distant roommate, leapt upon Far with the speed of a drug abusing cheeta with a jack daniel's bottle stuck up its arse. It only took a minute or so for Near to devour the poor thing.

As I released a remorseful sigh, I elevated the captive moth to Near's web (after-dinner snack?), turned off the light, and watched another episode of FMA with Yellowcard groaning in the background.

That sir, is excellent.

There was a Spider in my room last night, trying to build a web. I went downstairs, got the hoover, came back upstairs, pulled out the chute thing, turned it on, and laughed deliciously as it got sucked up into a vortex of dust and abit of cornflake. I hate them.

 

[Azner]

Wtf is a hoover? Lawn Mower izzit? You know those electric minifans, the hand-held ones, pick up the spider and drop it into one of those

 

[Deadline]

Wtf is a hoover? Lawn Mower izzit? You know those electric minifans, the hand-held ones, pick up the spider and drop it into one of those

Hoover is to vacuum cleaner as Tylenol is to pain-killer

Anyhow, I dont mind spiders as long as they are outside and on their webs... Ill even feed them as long as they stay the hell outside. Dont expect to survive if you go crawling on my computer desk either, Ill squash your ass. :flame:

They creep me out if they are not in their web. Once they build their web, they mainly stay there.

 

[Steven]

Bug's make me angry whenever I see them in the house, they just piss me off for some reason.

 

[Raziaar]

Bug's make me angry whenever I see them in the house, they just piss me off for some reason.

Maybe because deep, deep down inside, you know they are better than you in every way? That's good enough reason for them to piss you off.

 

[Steven]

...?

 

[Raziaar]

...?

I didn't understand it either.

 

[PvtRyan]

Bug's make me angry whenever I see them in the house, they just piss me off for some reason.

They don't pay rent. Bastards.