They are still among us...

[15357]

No, not communist spies this time (although they are still among us...), but crazy cult people.

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Today I was walking through the street, on my way to City Hall, when a woman in her 20s (or at least thats what she looked like) stopped me and said:

Woman: "Do you know the 'Do' (meaning, 'the way')?"

Me: "What?"

Woman: "Your face shines with the Light(input special emphasis)."

Me: "Huh?"

Woman: "Your ancestors must have been masters with The Way."

Me: "What are you-"

Woman: "Do you experience stomach pains often?" *edging nearer and nearer*

Me: "Well, kind of..." *backing away slowly*

Woman: "The Light has touched you, my dear."

Me: "......."

Woman: "We of the Church of the Great Cycle of Truth (Daesoonjinrigyo) will guide you..."

Me: "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested..."

Woman: "Then you will not be saved."

Me: "Ok."


At this moment, I stepped into the subways and walked away really fast.


Woman: (shouting as she followed) "Believe in the Light!"

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Problem is, this isn't the first time that the Great Cycle of Truth people have talked to me. :rolling:

Urgh, scary people. My friend, when I told him this, said to me that it costs $30 a month for membership, and that the leaders of this cult are all extremely rich.


At least she didn't give me Kool-Aid.

 

[NeptuneUK]

How wierd!!! If you wanna get rich, start a cult!

 

[bbson john]

They may pour concentrated sulphuric acid on you if you refuse to join.

 

[Beerdude26]

They may pour concentrated sulphuric acid on you if you refuse to join.

Then pour concentrated Angry Lawyer Lovin' on them as a response.

 

[15357]

How wierd!!! If you wanna get rich, start a cult!

Lol, yeah.

They may pour concentrated sulphuric acid on you if you refuse to join.

Thats rather f*cking scary.

 

[NeptuneUK]

They may pour concentrated sulphuric acid on you if you refuse to join.

Can't you see the poor child is traumatised enough?

 

[jack_blits]

can u hear her at night "Believe in the Light"

 

[Baal]

Who else thought of mountain dew when you read the first line?

Be honest.

 

[Puzzlemaker]

Who else thought of mountain dew when you read the first line?

Be honest.

Me... Untill I read the "meaning the way" thing.

 

[Jintor]

Can't your call your SK Army on them?

Or are they a registered cult?

 

[bigburpco]

I like Mountain Dew.

 

[Cole]

No you don't!
Lying is bad.

You wanna know who are still among us?
Crab People. Bastards just wont give up trying to take over the world.

 

[<RJMC>]

yeah why dont you just tell the riot police telling they are more comunist spies

but atleast feel glad she didnt use chloroform or a spell on you

 

[CptStern]

No, not communist spies this time (although they are still among us...), but crazy cult people.

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Today I was walking through the street, on my way to City Hall, when a woman in her 20s (or at least thats what she looked like) stopped me and said:

Woman: "Do you know the 'Do' (meaning, 'the way')?"

Me: "What?"

Woman: "Your face shines with the Light(input special emphasis)."

Me: "Huh?"

Woman: "Your ancestors must have been masters with The Way."

Me: "What are you-"

Woman: "Do you experience stomach pains often?" *edging nearer and nearer*

Me: "Well, kind of..." *backing away slowly*

Woman: "The Light has touched you, my dear."

Me: "......."

Woman: "We of the Church of the Great Cycle of Truth (Daesoonjinrigyo) will guide you..."

Me: "I'm sorry, but I'm not interested..."

Woman: "Then you will not be saved."

Me: "Ok."


At this moment, I stepped into the subways and walked away really fast.


Woman: (shouting as she followed) "Believe in the Light!"

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Problem is, this isn't the first time that the Great Cycle of Truth people have talked to me. :rolling:

Urgh, scary people. My friend, when I told him this, said to me that it costs $30 a month for membership, and that the leaders of this cult are all extremely rich.


At least she didn't give me Kool-Aid.

you should have pulled down your pants and shown her the Light

 

[bigburpco]

No you don't!
Lying is bad.

I tried it for the first time on Friday and I liked it.

:|

 

[Cole]

I tried it for the first time on Friday and I liked it.

Thats what they want you to think.
They means crab people.

 

[NeptuneUK]

Thats what they want you to think.
They means crab people.

\o/

 

[Azner]

Insert crab people theme song


Crab People, *echo* Crab people *echo* taste like crab look like people CRAB PEOPLE!

 

[Geogaddi]

Do the Dew.

 

[DannyC.]

Insert crab people theme song


Crab People, *echo* Crab people *echo* taste like crab look like people CRAB PEOPLE!

Oh God, my chest burns.

 

[CyberPitz]

Do the Dew.

I AM the Dew.


Dew me!

 

[Cole]

Does it cost anything cyberpitz?

 

[pvtbones]

you should have pulled down your pants and shown her the Light

holy crap, stern and numbers not fighting.... in a thread about South Korea.

it must be a Christmas miracle!

 

[Smoke]

No you don't!
Lying is bad.

You wanna know who are still among us?
Crab People. Bastards just wont give up trying to take over the world.

South park....Me shodan and Instinct watched that while....not sober.

It was horrible :|

Also, cult people just want to be your friend

 

[15357]

Well, I did some research, and it seems that 2 of the cult leaders have been arrested on fraud charges, on the same day as the Korean Christianity Union (trans?) leaders got arrested for embezzlement.


Problem:
#1. The cult numbers at a few thousand ~ tens of thousands of cult people. D:

#2. The cult may be affiliated with the Triad, the huge crime family.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Cults are always fun.

Do you have Scientology there yet? You should read up on the things they believe. It's hilarious.

 

[Rim-Fire]

You should go to their house and tell them to get Jesus and then shout Bible quotes at them for two hours.