Things I learned from Pulp Fiction

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1. Uma Thurman is quite possibly the sexiest woman alive at the moment.

2. Samuel L Jackson is an absolute legend

and most importantly

3. Gimps freak the ****ing shit out of me :|

Honestly, my hands were shaking the moment they opened the goddamn box.. until I grinned as Wallace shot Z in the nads :D

What a film, but that bit.. scary ;(

I think I have a gimp-o-phobia :p
 
Hmm

1. That Affros are still IN.

2. Samuel L Jackson is a mean mofo.

3. John Travolta still thinks he's doing Saturday night live.
 
Funniest thing is when Bruce Willis just randomly bumps into his arch nemesis (who's out buying food...).
 
can someone explain to me why didnt uma thurman die when john travolta stabs her in the heart with a needle?
 
Jangle said:
can someone explain to me why didnt uma thurman die when john travolta stabs her in the heart with a needle?
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Wasn't it an antidote of some sort?
 
yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
 
4. Never go to the toilet in your targets' apartment and leave your Uzi on the table.
 
Jangle said:
yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
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Was an adrenalin shot, she was OD'ing. Took heroin like coke. Bad idea.
 
Pulp Fiction is not scary, sppoky or frightening, it is funny. Uma Therman is not hot, I would not even bang her, mostly because of the STDs she carries. Oh and Saturday Night Fever.
 
basically, I love every moment in that movie except for the Homosexual part :( that was sad.
 
ComradeBadger said:
1. Uma Thurman is quite possibly the sexiest woman alive at the moment.

2. Samuel L Jackson is an absolute legend

and most importantly

3. Gimps freak the ****ing shit out of me :|

Honestly, my hands were shaking the moment they opened the goddamn box.. until I grinned as Wallace shot Z in the nads :D

What a film, but that bit.. scary ;(

I think I have a gimp-o-phobia :p
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1. No way! Karen O. Granted, that's not the best picture of her, but ooooh - she makes me feel all funny inside. And she's astoundingly pretty in the Pin video. And then she starts to cry. <Sighs>

2. Absolutely right. Samuel L. Jackson rocks so hard it's unbelievable. He'll do anything, which is a shame, but he's still ridiculously cool.

3. And rightly so.

An awesome fillum and no mistake. The speculation of what's in the briefcase is interesting...
<Starts to day-dream about Karen O>
 
Jangle said:
yeah but it was a big ass needle. Even if it was antidote how come she didnt bleed or anything?
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yes she does in fact bleed a little amount if you look...
 
there are needles as big as that meant to bust through the rib-cage but i seriously doubt that any regular joe could just do it... adrenaline shot into one of your heart chambers = poopyloopies
 
Nicolas Cage jabs himself through the heart with an uber needle in 'The Rock'. Uma is a dog in Pulp Fiction but she's nicer now.
 
What I have learned:

Americans somehow think ketchup on french fries tastes good and mayonaise sucks? omg liek wtf?!11
 
Mayonaise on fries is a crime against humanity. Ketchup on fries rox0rz teh big one111!!! but you just can't beat pie juice on fries.
 
I eat my fries with nothing on them.

Like a man.
 
Pulp fiction is a work of art by any standards.

Pure class.

And yeah, you heard bout what's in the briefcase? :dozey:
 
They're not fries, you noobs, they're CHIPS. And you're not a man unless you have em with Watties.
 
Does anyone know the big theory behind pulp fiction? I do, its below!


What Samuel L and John Travolta are carrying is Marcellus Wallaces soul in the suitcase, which is why MW has the plaster on the back of his head. It turns out the SL and JT are angels sent down to give back MW soul.
 
PULP FICTION IS MY FAVOURETES MOVIE OF ALL TIME
SAMUAL L JACKSON IS MY HERO
QUINTEN TERINTENO IS THE BEST DIRECER EVER
hehe :)
 
lePobz said:
4. Never go to the toilet in your targets' apartment and leave your Uzi on the table.
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that gun wasnt john travoltas, it was Marcelas' out buying food , read it on the official thing before :D

i havnt read above, but the siutcase in Pulp fiction is supposed to be the same suitcase from Resevoir Dogs :rolleyes:
 
This thread couldnt go much longer with out me... Pulp is the muther****er of all movies.

ever.
 
does marcelas look like a bitch?

No?

Then why did you try ****ing him like one?
 
uma is not hot

the wallet that says bad ass mutha ****a is great

and one of the guys from mad tv getting his brains blown out of his head in the back seat of a car

great movie :D
 
pr0nking said:
Does anyone know the big theory behind pulp fiction? I do, its below!


What Samuel L and John Travolta are carrying is Marcellus Wallaces soul in the suitcase, which is why MW has the plaster on the back of his head. It turns out the SL and JT are angels sent down to give back MW soul.
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It's the championship belt Willis won after that boxing match he was supposed to lose. That's whats in the briefcase.

I learned don't mess with big black guys and Uma Thurman is the SeX0rZ!!11!311

oh and I realize you were joking :)
 
Not even Quentin knows whats in the briefcase. Its supposed to be a mystery.

And Umas cute, but not hot.

But god damned, if Pulp Fiction wasnt one of the best movies ever made.

Gotta love Phil Lamar's roll. Didnt know who the hell he was when I first saw Pulp Fiction, but he turned out to be one talented mofo.
 
Pulp Fiction is just like any other Quentin Tarrintino movie, over the top violence coupled with shock value that some people think is art...

edit: but yes, Samuel L. Jackson is one of the coolest guys on the planet. Infact, it is just a pity that all movies don't have him in.

Imagine him driving the taxi in Collateral when Tom Cruise points the gun at him. Imagine him in the Matrix playing Morpheus. Imagine him in Star Trek as Geordie Leforge. :naughty:
 
TheUnkillableDot said:
oh and I realize you were joking :)
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I don't think he was. It's a very common theory actually. Among others.

Imagine Phil LaMarr being in Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons Of Liberty! That would own :E
 
the question of whats in the briefcase is like whats in gmans briefcase NO ONE KNOWS :D
 
PF = one of the best :D

They all rock in this, Travolta, Jackson, Thurman, Walken...
 
the question of whats in the briefcase is like whats in gmans briefcase NO ONE KNOWS
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Although in Pulp Fiction you can't noclip inside it and see. ;)

Perhaps it's a big gold shiny thing?
 
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