Things I've been called on CSS

[Alientank]

Obviously there's a swear filter so I can't say everything exactly as it was said, so some things might be modified so you can see them. Most of these were after AWP kills, or just headshots.

A peckerface (what I was actually called, not changed at all)
I had someone threaten to beat my mom to death with a shovel
Another person said he was my father, and raped my dog?
Someone insisted I eat a large bowl of poop, then shove the bowl up my rectum (Changed)
"mother****ing piece of mother****ing shit **** you and go **** your mom you mother****er" after I awp'd someone in the head long distance
"cheating mother****er i hope you ****ing die piece of ****ing **** YOU!!!! DIE YOU ****ING ASS****!"
"shit eating monkey ****er" (f word on the end there)

Now it's your turn to add in comments fed to you by the 13-17 year old players on mommies computer.

 

[armanguy]

im 16 so umm... :thumbs:

ive been called a team killin f---tard-after i killed my teammates lol.

a skull f---er

and a dirty arab because my name is arabic

 

[Gunner]

The other word for negro comes up often.

 

[CTTcrew_MrBlue]

Theres some real horrible people on CS S , but I have also met some real nice people aswell.

 

[AlaskanStewie]

In CS I got called a ****ing Gib.

Someone threatened to have anal sex with me and poop on my chest...

Yeah, there are a lot of immature 6 year olds on CS who failed kindergarten.

 

[Gunner]

In CS I got called a ****ing Gib.

Someone threatened to have anal sex with me and poop on my chest...

Yeah, there are a lot of immature 6 year olds on CS who failed kindergarten.

If ff is on Tk them and listen as they shriek on the microphone it's hilarious

 

[bliink]

The worst is some person who likes to order everyone around, then when their plan fails, the whole team are "[random expletive] noob [additional expletive]"
If the people ignore him, he gets more angry, until he quits suddenly (probably because he smashed his computer or something hehe)

And then theres the stuff that happens if they know you're a girl.. lol... I don't give that away no-more

 

[Some_God]

You should have know what you would've gotten yourself in by playing in a competetive game online... a whole 'lotta bitching and a whole 'lotta whining.

 

[perrkele]

I've been called:

1) a cheater
2) a cheater
3) a cheater
4) a cheater
...
98) a cheater
99) a ****ing cheater

Yay! CS is so much fun!

 

[Element Alpha]

I don't mind all the swearing. You guys should hear how they talk on french servers, it's usually completly uncensored, even the admins will curse you, and it's almost always just for laughs. French cursing can be pretty harsh, and some people have some pretty screwed up imagination. They invent curses involving animals, seasons, food, furniture, laws of fysics, famous monuments, or other things, like shoes, umbrella's and curtains. Funny stuff.

sidenote: are the hl2.net servers down again? can't reach'em...

 

[genocide604]

Hmm... basically any line including cheating, moms, dads, sisters, hamsters, and other random animals/ random events...

I have been called.. by the way my ingame name is Geno604

 

[Dr. Freeman]

The worst is some person who likes to order everyone around, then when their plan fails, the whole team are "[random expletive] noob [additional expletive]"
If the people ignore him, he gets more angry, until he quits suddenly (probably because he smashed his computer or something hehe)

And then theres the stuff that happens if they know you're a girl.. lol... I don't give that away no-more

omgomgomgomg!!!
a GIRL!!

A/S/L?!?!?

 

[pixartist]

The worst is some person who likes to order everyone around, then when their plan fails, the whole team are "[random expletive] noob [additional expletive]"
If the people ignore him, he gets more angry, until he quits suddenly (probably because he smashed his computer or something hehe)

And then theres the stuff that happens if they know you're a girl.. lol... I don't give that away no-more

A/S/L? Picture? let's meet!
:E :naughty:


















joke ^^

 

[MadHatter]

Obviously there's a swear filter so I can't say everything exactly as it was said, so some things might be modified so you can see them. Most of these were after AWP kills, or just headshots.

A peckerface (what I was actually called, not changed at all)
I had someone threaten to beat my mom to death with a shovel
Another person said he was my father, and raped my dog?
Someone insisted I eat a large bowl of poop, then shove the bowl up my rectum (Changed)
"mother****ing piece of mother****ing shit **** you and go **** your mom you mother****er" after I awp'd someone in the head long distance
"cheating mother****er i hope you ****ing die piece of ****ing **** YOU!!!! DIE YOU ****ING ASS****!"
"shit eating monkey ****er" (f word on the end there)

Now it's your turn to add in comments fed to you by the 13-17 year old players on mommies computer.

CS:S: The place where adolescent idiots can say schtuff like that and not worry about getting bitch-smacked. Welcome to the online gaming world! Enjoy.

 

[Razor]

The worst is some person who likes to order everyone around, then when their plan fails, the whole team are "[random expletive] noob [additional expletive]"
If the people ignore him, he gets more angry, until he quits suddenly (probably because he smashed his computer or something hehe)

And then theres the stuff that happens if they know you're a girl.. lol... I don't give that away no-more

All the girls i've played with have never had that problem, probably because they were server admins and married to other people in the same clan, who knows.

Anyway, i haven't been called anything bad, in all my years of playing Counter Strike and Day Of Defeat

;(

 

[Orgonomist]

I've been called a "lucky fvck" once, when I managed to upset one of those Professional Morons by defeating him Glock vs. m4a1. You know, one of those people who type either "..." or "lag" whenever they get killed. He wouldn't shut up about it. That's probably the most satisfying moment I've had playing CS:S.

 

[JoshC]

"****** thats my Boozooka"

Yes I was there :JohnKerry: