Things people have offered me in exchange for Half Life 2 info

[Icarus]

This is a list of things people have offered in exchange for info about HL2. Keep in mind it will be released in 9 days.

A Ferarri
A Dodge Viper
A Kangaroo
A Bunny
Someone offered their mother as a slave
A Koala Bear
A cookie
Persia
The location of Elvis and Tupac
Sex with a doll of anglina jolie
A Golden Toilet
Pygmy slaves
A futon
More then one person has offered naked pictures of themselves(Guys mind you)
1.5 million dollars
A cookie
A secret family recipe of a award winning rasin cake
A group of people said they would all fight in a cage

And the most offered thing has been "sex" and it's all been from male forum members.

This is just so you know how much some people want HL2 info. And it's quite hilarious.

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Dude that raisin cake honestly is worth it. My god when you've tasted it.. it's so damn scrumptious

 

[Raziaar]

I'll give you a thimble full of oil. Seriously, I would. :naughty:

 

[Wraith]

Someone offered their mother as a slave
Sex with a doll of anglina jolie
A group of people said they would all fight in a cage

these 3 were from me and these offers all still stand

 

[DoctorGordon]

The viper is tempting

 

[Maxi]

If I was that desperate for HL2 info, I would give you the honor of reading my post on these forums

 

[Sparta]

More then one person has offered naked pictures of themselves(Guys mind you)

I have no doubt that you were very tempted with that one :thumbs:

 

[Danimal]

Icarus forgot My other 3 offers!

-A Golden Toilet
-Marik sold to slavery
-The requirem of a pancake
-The meaning of life

 

[Naudian]

-The meaning of life

The meaning of life is HL2...HA. HA. HA.

 

[Maxi]

SHHHH don't say that out loud! We can't use that anymore now

 

[Icarus]

How desperate are you people?!?! It's NINE days away

 

[Danimal]

You asked what I would give and I told you what I would give you

 

[Icarus]

You asked what I would give and I told you what I would give you

I never asked...wraith and clueless just started offering things

(there were WAY more offers then these, I just put down the funny ones)

 

[simmo]

More then one person has offered naked pictures of themselves(Guys mind you)

You didnt have to tell anyone

 

[Reckless]

what about a soul icarus would that be enough for some info lol

 

[Dax]

ooh....manseks with Icarus or waiting 9 more days for Half-Life 2...aah..the agony of choice.

Jeez...some of you people are beyond all hope. Truly..

 

[Bad^Hat]

The blood of a virgin!











Yeah, it's mine... why do you ask?

 

[PvtRyan]

My offer:

- Tell me something and I promise I won't let that nuclear bomb in a major American city detonate.

 

[Icarus]

it's only NINE days...

 

[PvtRyan]

it's only NINE days...

I'll cause NINE MILLION causualties.

 

[Danimal]

and ILL use my requirem of a pancake to stop that bomb

 

[Dr. Freeman]

it's only NINE days...

u are cruel

 

[Raziaar]

it's only NINE days...

For some reason that reminds me of a cat's 9 lives. Each one lasts too freaking long!

 

[Bad^Hat]

For some reason that reminds me of a cat's 9 lives. Each one lasts too freaking long!

Sadly you can't drown time.

 

[Icarus]

I happen to like cats thank you...

 

[Reaktor4]

Do you actually have much info (surprises etc) that the rest of us dont anyway?

 

[Icarus]

I Can't Say™

 

[Reaktor4]

I dont think theres much left that we dont know.

 

[KurtCobain]

Koala's arent bears!

lol at the slave mother

 

[Bad^Hat]

I happen to like cats thank you...

I'll give you a cat!

Oh, oh, better yet, I'll drown a cat for each day you don't tell

 

[Fat Tony!]

9 days? I thought it was ages yet. Bah time flies. And i still havent got GTA:SA. ;( noo!

 

[The Monkey]

Howcome you know so much about HL2?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Yeah, I gotta get that GFX card soon...

 

[LAYP]

I believe he works with the legal mujombojumbathingamajig part of valve.

Here is an offer you can't refuse, A TIME MACHINE!

 

[Maxi]

ICARUS KNOWS! Keeel!

 

[Tinneth]

I offer you nothing..pretty reasonable I think.

 

[Ames]

ICARUS KNOWS! Keeel!

I suggest a full retreat.

 

[Bio]

Mabye a naked shemale... DANCING... ON A TABLE....

 

[PvtRyan]

This is what Icarus knows:

 

[Ames]

This is what Icarus knows:

Mandatory: OMG!!! PHOTOSHOP HAX!!!>>$

Let's keel him and play HL2.

edit: j/k