Things people have offered me in exchange for Half Life 2 info

[outpost]

hehehhe "Pygmy slaves"

I want some too!

<3
Everyone wants pygmy slaves!

 

[CptStern]

no they're all mine mine mine!!!! damn this crazy christmas rush ...you gotta get up pretty early to make sure there's enough pygmy slaves come christmas morning

 

[genocide604]

Ill give you a spanking...

 

[CptStern]

is that a promise? :naughty:

 

[Wraithen]

You FOOL

I'm sure even Gabe would tear up an NDA for $1.5million.

I however am open to accepting money. Ask me any questions about Half Life 2 and I will give you answers as soon as I verify the money is in my PayPal account

£££££

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I'd like to add myself to that list Icarus...


By myself I of course mean my legal clone, which I might add is in full working order.

 

[TinyKilbasa]

ahh a golden toilet...how nice it would be to plant your keister onto a golden throne......

 

[Vegeta897]

Hell???! Is the number of days going UP!!! arrrrgh!

Or am I suffering that awful time dilation effect of wanting something badly!

Or you didn't read the date he posted that message.

6-7 days left guys.

 

[A.I.]

I don't get it. What does Icarus know that we don't? Did he play the game already or something?

 

[Wraithen]

I don't get it. What does Icarus know that we don't? Did he play the game already or something?

Well he signed about a billion NDA's apparently... and some of his inside info had him bouncing around the house like a five year old who REALLY needs to go pee.

 

[jimbones]

the important issue is not what he knows but where and why he got the info...

 

[Cukel]

I offer you
1) Partly eaten meatball (yes, a regular meatball, nothing suspicious about it)
2) a piece of unused toilet paper
3) 2 pairs of socks
4) the adventures of the Megajumboman, drawn by me when I was 6
5) a glass of milk

Whaddya say?

 

[Gorgon]

Icarus, I am not going to offer ya nothing, cause new Info is not important to me, I will know it when the right time comes, thats next week

 

[johnnypoopoopant]

half life 2 is coming out in couple days :bounce: