Things that are good that shouldn't be good.

[el Chi]

Pirates: Very cool, but if you think about it - raping, pillaging, killing, scurvy. Still sound cool? Of course it does.

James Brown: Bigotted, violent, self-obsessed mysoginist. Still sound cool? Of course he does.

Jessica Rabbit: She's not real, she shouldn't be hot. Except, that entrance scene... <Rubs thighs> Ahem.

Sausages (black pudding especially) : All the goodness of the worst parts of the offcuts of pigs!

Irn-Bru: It OBVIOUSLY rots you from the inside-out, but f*ck it: it's made from girders, y'big jessy.

Tasteless jokes: I wouldn't want to make any specifics, lest I offend, but it's simply a fact that sick humour is under-rated.

Voting Labour: If noly to keep the Tories out...

Ragdoll physics: It's not about "realism", it's about playing with corpses.

Necrophilia: It's not about "lovin", it's about playing with corpses.

Smoking: I'm sorry, it just does look cool.

Drinking: You turn into a bit of a fool, you may do things you regret, you may hurt yourself, you may not remember, but a good time shall be had. Oh yes.

The phrase "Green banana": So wrong, but you see exactly what they mean :naughty:

 

[Razor]

What does the phrase Green Banana mean apart from of an unripe banana?

 

[Icarusintel]

Spam - who knows what the hell's actually in there, and it can;t be good for your health at all, but it's so easy to polish of a can for a quick meal

 

[CptStern]

scratching your backside: cant be done in public so usually you have to squirm and shuffle your pants till you can get out of plain view ...that few seconds of scratching is pure joy .......wha? dont lie ..we all do it

 

[KoreBolteR]

scratching your backside: cant be done in public so usually you have to squirm and shuffle your pants till you can get out of plain view ...that few seconds of scratching is pure joy .......wha? dont lie ..we all do it

on your own there stern

 

[el Chi]

What does the phrase Green Banana mean apart from of an unripe banana?

A girl/guy who's hot but underage.

 

[CptStern]

"jail bait" ...that's just wrong! well I guess if you're 16 and looking at a 15 yr old ..I guess that's ok ....for me it's nothing below 25 ..not that I'm looking

 

[KoreBolteR]

religion is good to lots of people, but its decieving and could wreck lives, get rid of it :upstare:

 

[Dalamari]

[SARCASM]Watching a baby get smashed in the head with a beer bottle

Never laughed harder[/SARCASM]

 

[Razor]

scratching your backside: cant be done in public so usually you have to squirm and shuffle your pants till you can get out of plain view ...that few seconds of scratching is pure joy .......wha? dont lie ..we all do it

Oh yeah, i hear you, especially when you've got the itch right on your arse crack and you just want to stick your finger down your trousers and give it a really good scratch :thumbs:.

 

[Feath]

What's wrong with Irn Bru?

 

[ComradeBadger]

Sid Vicious He got what he deserved in the end, and was a nasty piece of work

Cheap Vodka mixed with Tesco's Kick Shockingly blinding drink - but ****ing nice

 

[CptStern]

Oh yeah, i hear you, especially when you've got the itch right on your arse crack and you just want to stick your finger down your trousers and give it a really good scratch :thumbs:.

that's when the corner of a table comes in handy :thumbs:

 

[CREMATOR666]

BUSH Still re-elected...

 

[Dalamari]

BUSH Still re-elected...

Bush is good?

 

[CREMATOR666]

Bush is good?

Good enough to be re-elected

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Melee Combat- Good to look at, but traumatising to be in the thick of it

 

[bvasgm]

When you want a bowl of cereal, but it's really early and you can't see very well, so you grab the box and instead of opening it so that you can put the tab back into the other part so it closes right, you tear the top part off and then you get a bowl of cereal and then you aren't hungry anymore... Because then the top doesn't close right.

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Alcohol. It's a poison, and slowly kills you, but the majority of us still drink it.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Kangy]

Stuntmen Failing

It's harsh, but well... some of those accidents aren't half hilarious.

 

[SimonomiS]

Singing Along To Songs -You might not know half the words and be a terrible singer, but its still so fun to sing along to tunes.

 

[bvasgm]

Watching This

 

[ACLeroK212]

Hot Dogs: Because we all know they're just ground up lips and assholes.

 

[pomegranate]

Girls Aloud.

 

[FortisVir]

Getting your cat dizzy with a laser pen then watching it run straight into a wall -Because its hilarious but then you feel bad afterwards (sort of).

Staring at your computer monitor all day -Because I may have fun playing videogames all day but I'll probably have eye cancer in five years.

The remote control for your TV -Because its just another excuse for us to sit on our asses instead of actually getting up off the couch.

The Roomba robot vacuum cleaner. -Because its just another excuse for us to sit on our asses instead of actually getting up off the couch.

Soda -Because its like water thats good for you except with a bunch of not-good-for-you crap added in.

Masturbation & Procrastination -Because of the old saying - Procrastination is a lot like masturbation, in the end you're only ****ing yourself.

Wal-Mart -Because now we can have all the shit we don't need at low low prices.

Cliff Notes -Learn the answers to your next text, the quick and easy way.

 

[Eios]

if its not good for you is say do it cause odds our sombody is gonna respect you for it or more importantly you get some!!!

 

[el Chi]

Stuntmen Failing

It's harsh, but well... some of those accidents aren't half hilarious.

Very very true.

Girls Aloud.

Indeed. There are quite a few pop songs/acts I know I shouldn't like, but I just can't help myself...

Getting your cat dizzy with a laser pen then watching it run straight into a wall -Because its hilarious but then you feel bad afterwards (sort of).

That sounds hilarious As Greg Proops once said: "It's not cool to be cruel to animals. Unless... It's funny."


Avant Garde Jazz/Art: It doesn't matter if you actually like it, no-one believes you and they just think you're a pretentious wanker.

 

[Danimal]

Explosions - Look awsome but you woudn't want to be in one

 

[CREMATOR666]

Combines - They look cool, but you should wish that they're just fiction.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Watching guys getting hit in the nuts It's hilarious to watch but they probably end up going to the hospital. (Seriously ladies, even if the guy is a pig, he doesn't deserve it.)

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Sexual Harrasment is wrong - Thats a link, just click it.

 

[MarcoPollo]

Lmao!!!!

 

[SimonomiS]

Sexual Harrasment is wrong - Thats a link, just click it.

Is that "Smells like vagina in here!"?
Air Guitar -Serves no purpose apart from making you look like an idiot. Still fun though.

 

[Ikerous]

A girl/guy who's hot but underage.

Seriously! :| So many hot 12 year olds, its just wrong, but so good..

 

[LittleB]

Seriously! :| So many hot 12 year olds, its just wrong, but so good..

I agree. And I'm 21.
/me runs



Anyway, here's one:

Half-Life 2 - Buggy slow-loading low framerate wait for 7 years 4 GB piece of crud- But it stilll owned everything out there

 

[bvasgm]

Continuously posting about Koala Bears/Boxing Didgeridoo playing Kangaroos in the: 'For Americans and others who don't have about Australia' thread.

 

[el Chi]

Seriously! :| So many hot 12 year olds, its just wrong, but so good..

Yeah - one of those things you don't want to own up to in the wrong company, but you know that girl in the Petits-Filous ads is going to grow into somebody gorgeous.

Not that I've been thinking about that. I don't even know what Petits-Filous is. No siree.

 

[qckbeam]

This thread is one of those things that's good but really shouldn't be.

 

[Danimal]

Dead emos

Grant them the death wish they've always wanted.

 

[qckbeam]

Dead emos

Grant them the death wish they've always wanted.

That doesn't really qualify though, does it? I mean, what you described is good and for damn good reason; it should be. Not like, I don't know, necrophilia.