Things to do after you die

I want to be buried with my xbox 360/and or the last system I had played.
Then I shall spend my days in heaven playing on lag-free servers on the computer, with old SWG (I knew thee well,) Which did so much good it MUST be in heaven.
 
After I die huh...

Well I'll want my own personal death house - where all my poetry will be written all over the walls and ceilings, my paintings will be hanged around, and a stereo by my tomb will play my ramblings and random music that I composed 24/7.

Then in the after-life, I plan to run in all my series of dreams. Then on my breaks, I will have group orgies with cosmic goddesses upon all types of planets in the universe.

Random frat god: "Oh man!! Did you just do the Goddess of Toasters on the plant Uranus??"
Me: Yes I did...
(Random frat god and me highfives)
 
Want to be cremated and scattered in the Welsh hillsides. Other than that I dont care as I wont be there to see it.
 
Brain onto computer chip (so I can pilot viechles of destruction after the death of my physical body! And fight evil cabals in the pacific, as it snows)

Body stuffed and put in the sitting room. Prefurubly sat on the settee.

LOL

<juggernaught>Faith is eternal.</juggernaught>
 
How is having a man-made gem from a close person's ashes disturbing... :|

If the tech is advanced enough, I don't plan on dying completely. I'll just upload me to a computer and take over the world. And I won't make the mistake of not killing the people in hibernation like poor Shodan did...
 
I just think that our bodies are part of the world we live in. When we die it returns to the earth. For a piece to be taken and turned into a keepsake for a single person who in turn will die is... wrong? I don't know, it just doesn't feel right.
 
After donating my organs, I'd probably have the rest of me interred in a wall/floor of some awesome building (maybe, like, the floor of a brewery). So, when they knock it down, they find my rotted remains. Awesome.

-Angry Lawyer
 
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