Things to do before you die.

Absinthe said:
Just think that every night he's using those on your mom.

Creepeh.
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Step mom...and I'm immune to that..I walked in on them. Her legs wrapped around his head...him going nuts.

Yeah, what a horrible way to wake up.
 
CyberPitz said:
Step mom...and I'm immune to that..I walked in on them. Her legs wrapped around his head...him going nuts.

Yeah, what a horrible way to wake up.
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Step mom? Oh...

Is she fit?
 
Imagine how much heaven must suck. Eternal happiness would get boring after about 2 days. And you couldn't even get mad about it because you'd be so damn blissful. That's probably while I'll never go. I'll be building character and telling lewd jokes with the rest of the assholes in hell.
 
Yeah, there's only boring conformist types in Heaven. Real men go to Hell.
 
I dig short chicks. They boost my ego because they gives me this sense of overlordship.
 
CyberPitz said:
He's also the one that tought me a few of the great fingering tricks to use on teh ladies.
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**listening**
 
Erestheux said:
**listening**
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Lets see..what exactly did he say...

Stick your finger in till the middle nuckle, and tell them, "Come here"

*IE with your finger*

Tried it on my first girlfriend..it works. :thumbs:
 
CyberPitz said:
Lets see..what exactly did he say...

Stick your finger in till the middle nuckle, and tell them, "Come here"

*IE with your finger*

Tried it on my first girlfriend..it works. :thumbs:
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bah that's just common sense :upstare:
 
Everything anybody in this thread has said.

Also go into space at some point.
 
Defeat the Laws of Physic at so many levels. Then, I could die.
 
Oh, I forgot to add one -

F*ck a chick who is very pregnant, but not with my child
 
Be with her for the rest of my life.
Get a decent job
Have some kids
Do something wild
Visit Japan to meet my friend
Travel to some awesome places
 
Things to do before I die:

1) Outlive everyone else
 
Make an Ikerous/Cyberpitz porn tape guest starring I!
 
CyberPitz said:
Lets see..what exactly did he say...

Stick your finger in till the middle nuckle, and tell them, "Come here"

*IE with your finger*

Tried it on my first girlfriend..it works. :thumbs:
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g-spot h4x ftw!
 
Become a model/actor/director, have 4-5 kids, be a heck of a father and dad, live in a big house and do a lot of service.

Oh yah, and drive a nice car
 
Travel parts of the world, go to hawaii, design n build my own house or just live in a totally lush modern one, have a good job i enjoy, being a model/actress/singer or sumthing wud be a nice extra :P umm get married to the most lushest guy ever, have a wonderfully wedding and have a couple of kids, one of each i hope..live happily ever after!! And maybe do some crazy things like bungee jump or fly a plane, assasinate sum rele bad evil ppl, shoot guns n be in the secret service woooh yeh basically i want an interesting fun lush amazing life ahh...the end!
 
Become a Lawyer, make a lot of money, live happily in a nice house with a wife and child.

Not to much to ask :E
 
Oooh and id like to DJ and open my own bar/nightclub ...it would rock!
 
1. Ram raid tescos in a matte black ford granada or volvo 740 TiC
2. Take a .50 BMG in the chest and stay conscious.
3. Bench press a ford granada.
4. kill someone.
5. Run at 60mph.
6. Be the last human alive on earth.
7. Reach ultimate power and understanding.
8. Eat the world.
 
Destroy Numbers dream.
Impress someone with a map I've made.
Beat Chuck Norris in a fight and be the greatest human being to ever exist, ever.
Be better than Short Recoil.
 
Watch AL code an emergent AI system D:
then make friends with it
 
Hmm.

Be content.

There is a diffrence between being happy and being content, and I want to be content.
 
Puzzlemaker said:
Hmm.

Be content.

There is a diffrence between being happy and being content, and I want to be content.
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You have failed at life because your opinion is wrong and my opinion is better than yours!
 
meet everyone thats on HL2.net!

well, just the major members i guess...
 
Smoke a bowl with at least one other hl2.net member
 
Oh no. Here we go again. Another excuse to do things..you know what: GO DO THEM ALREADY!!!! BAH!!
 
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