Things to do with a microwave

[crabcakes66]

1. Some fire, maybe destroying the microwave.
2. The matches starts burning.
3. Some kinda explosion, maybe wrecking a big part of your kitchen.
4. A nuclear explosion of astronomic proportions, destroying our solar system in an instant.

why you would ever do any of this stuff in-doors is beyond me.

If i were screwing around with anything like this i would be doing it in a big feild in case something went wrong.

cept the last one..... doesnt matter where you do that.

 

[Brian Damage]

Actually, putting a match in the microwave will probably produce plasmoids too... if I remember correctly...

 

[Maxi]

Mmmm plasmoids... so fuzzy....

 

[PistolOnly]

Remember that flash animation where the hamster exploded in the microwave? By the way - this is not a suggestion from me for your microwave's function - and halflife2.net cannot claim responsibility for any hampsters harmed in the making of this thread.

 

[Icarus]

why you would ever do any of this stuff in-doors is beyond me.

If i were screwing around with anything like this i would be doing it in a big feild in case something went wrong.

cept the last one..... doesnt matter where you do that.

In the middle of a field? I don't know about you guys but my microwave doesn't have it's own power-supply, and I'm not about to go out and get a generator just to mess around with my microwave.

 

[Sulkdodds]

Microwaves can change DNA, somneone said. Soon I will take over the world with my army of genetically-enhanced frozen chicken. Nobody can stop me, not even Brian Damage Man!

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

A good skewer however...

 

[SLH]

Microwaves can change DNA, somneone said. Soon I will take over the world with my army of genetically-enhanced frozen chicken. Nobody can stop me, not even Brian Damage Man!

Perhaps some sort of giant wooden fox.

 

[dfc05]

Microwaves can change DNA, somneone said. Soon I will take over the world with my army of genetically-enhanced frozen chicken. Nobody can stop me, not even Brian Damage Man!

yeah that's what my mom thinks; probably because of the radiation or whatever. but then of course my 8th grade science teacher was like, "it's just electromagnetic radiation. like radio waves at a different frequency. radio waves are passing through us all the time..... " But have fun with those chickens....

 

[Lil' Timmy]

man, with i had another microwave i'd be throwing all of this junk in there.. but i can't take any chances with my magical food-heater-upper

 

[Sulkdodds]

Perhaps some sort of giant wooden fox.

Curses, foiled again.

 

[blahblahblah]

I wonder if I could use my microwave's radiation to add that third nipple I have always wanted.

 

[Brian Damage]

Microwaves can change DNA, somneone said. Soon I will take over the world with my army of genetically-enhanced frozen chicken. Nobody can stop me, not even Brian Damage Man!

Ooooohhhh yes I CAN!

I am already on the way to developing a genetically enhanced frozen emu.

Emu > chicken any day of the week...

 

[Quamin]

You really don't need dynamite to blow up your kitchen. If you just put a big can of soup in there and set the timer for 10 minutes (might as well), your kitchen will become 1) a horrible mess and 2)that chicken acts as shrattenel. As for the microwave, well, we won't call it that anymore.