Things to go back in time and punch yourself in the teeth for (or punch yourself now)

[VirusType2]

Abortion of my first born. Buying a PS2.

 

[the cow says moo]

Picking my nose and eating boogers. It just made so much sense back then...

 

[Iron Kat]

The occasion i would punch myself for would be having a huge but fairly pathetic argument with my mum one evening when we were in Disneyland. It completely ruined the night for us and we both headed back to the hotel in tears. We missed out a load of stuff that would've been a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity. I was 14 then.

 

[Wanted Bob]

EDIT: nvm

 

[Danimal]

I think Iron Kat meant more the bonding and fun-times with Mother Dearest instead of going to Disneyland itself.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Oops, you are probably right. Smartass remark retracted.

 

[Danimal]

Not to mention she doesn't exactly live in Anaheim etc.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

Not to mention she doesn't exactly live in Anaheim etc.

By contrast, I almost live in Anaheim. I have a Disneyland annual pass.

Spoiler

That's the thing I punch myself for.

Spoiler

Kidding, I actually quite enjoy going with my fiancee.

 

[Maestro]

That's good, because I actually don't know what you're referring to.

You filled the "smelly kid niche" at biology camp.

I smiled when I read it.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

I'd go back in time to punch myself in the ear, nose, and throat for obsessing over one unobtainable girl my senior year of high school instead of looking around me and noticing the other girls that would have been more fun and certainly available to me at the time. I was such a tool back then.

At least I'd only need to see one specialist after getting beat up.

 

[Absinthe]

Dropped a cinder block onto another kid's head from atop a tree fort.

:|

 

[Raziaar]

Murderer.

 

[VirusType2]

Another thing. I killed bugs out in the woods for no apparent reason, well, other than the fact that I was like 7 or 8 and my older friend influenced me. That was pretty ****ed up. I must have killed hundreds of bees and ants.

 

[Vegeta897]

Who gives a ****, Virus?

Maybe if it was like small forest animals, but bees and ants? Seriously?

 

[Raziaar]

They were sentient...

 

[VirusType2]

I consider it the worst thing I've ever done.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I killed thousands of insects. What now queer?

 

[15357]

I consider it the worst thing I've ever done.

Either you are one good person, or you have your priorities wrong.

 

[VirusType2]

EDIT: Lol, she looks related to Vegeta.

 

[Eejit]

What? Her chin ain't huge.

 

[Vegeta897]

Just what the shit does that mean?

 

[VirusType2]

Compare to a photo of yourself. I find it uncanny. Must be the eyes.

 

[Tacoeaterguy]

Getting back to the subject of killing bugs, I also used to kill many bugs at a young age. I used to take potato bugs, make them roll up, and burn them with a magnifying glass. They would pop. I felt horrible afterwards.

 

[Vegeta897]

Do you have photos of me on hand or something?

I guess I can kind of see what you mean.

 

[the cow says moo]

I consider it the worst thing I've ever done.

You must be a saint!

Seriously, I killed dozens of bees when I was a kid. Although, I got stung quite a few times as well.

 

[VirusType2]

Do you have photos of me on hand or something?

I guess I can kind of see what you mean.

Just from memory.

 

[Bad^Hat]

EDIT: Lol, she looks related to Vegeta.

Related to his penis maybe. Heyo.

 

[Vegeta897]

You are just, so disgusting.

 

[MuToiD_MaN]

How did this thread go so, so wrong? I want to read more embarrassing stories.

 

[Acepilotf14]

The few stories I have are so bad I wouldn't post them even here.

 

[pilot7893]

Back in England, took a piss in the woods right as a train went past.
Wasn't really my fault, but still.