Things you have always wanted to say

[Muffin Man]

"Honey... I'm pregnant!"

WHY WAS I BORN A MAN!?

 

[CyberPitz]

"Honey... I'm pregnant!"

WHY WAS I BORN A MAN!?

God just loves to taunt you!

 

[Saturos]

In no particular order:
1.This is going to hurt you alot more than it's going to hurt me son.

2.Yes officer, I have a gun in my pants. Geeze, no wonder why your a cop.

3.F*** you and your couch!

4.I pooped my pants

5.Officer: "You know your doing 75 in a 55 mile an hour zone?" Me: "How'd you guess?"

6. I only said you look like an idiot. That doesn't mean you ARE an idiot. Thank you, you've just confirmed my initial impression.

7. Officer: "Recite the alphabet. BACKWARDS." Me: "After you."

8. May I borrow your spleen?

Hmm...brb with more.

 

[PvtRyan]

"This is gonna be LEGEN.... wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant..... DARY!!!"

 

[NeptuneUK]

Today I woke up at 1337 o' clock!
!!
For the past week I've kept seeing the number 37 everywhere!! D:
Am I going crazy or BRAINWORMS?!!?


[ranting in the middle of a busy street]

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

"This is gonna be LEGEN.... wait for it, and I hope you're not lactose intolerant..... DARY!!!"

I lol'd.

 

[Pesmerga]

I say the things I want to say, so I don't really have anything I've always wanted to say.

Although if I had to say something to someone I've never met, I'd probably say "Hey, my name is Pesh and I troll a forum on the internet."

 

[Slug Advisor]

I actually said some of the ones in this thread. Thank you, you've ginven me new ideas. Not I just need to wait for the right moments.

 

[Tyguy]

theres nothing ive always wanted to say that I havent said.....i tend to say what's on my mind...

willie is hot...

oh god i did it again

 

[SamuraiKenji]

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