Things you wish you could do, but you're too much of a bitch!

[Dog--]

Pretty straight forward in the thread topic, things you want to do, but your to much of a pansy to do!

I'd have to say for me, it'd be diving really deep (so deep you have to have the mixture of helium/nitrogen/oxygen in your tank), because if you ran out of air or your tank busted you'd be too deep underwater to go back up, you'd either die before you got to the top from no breath, or you'd get nitrogen bubbles in your blood from going up to fast and just die.

I know skydiving is going to be in this thread somewhere, but it's not as bad as you think (I've only tandem jumped (someone attached to you) but it's hella fun!)

 

[Hazar]

ban Cave Canem

D:

 

[Que-Ever]

I'm not too big of a pussy for anything :/
Just most things that people are scared to do, I don't want to do at all anyway.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

One 2 days ago, would be give blood but i actually did it! They took a whole pint and it was fine, only a little bruise. Lots of people are too pussy to do that, it's a shame D:

*editting this annoying title and sorting spelling from...turd.

 

[63]

Leave hl2.net

 

[DiSTuRbEd]

To light Tr0n on fire.

 

[hneaz]

To ask a girl out . i guess most of us have the same problem....

 

[Que-Ever]

No, we don't.

 

[Geogaddi]

Strangely, I'm not nearly as afraid of death as most people, but I am afraid of making my body useless or ruining my life.

I really want to get in a fight. I'm not an angry person at all, I'd just like to get some agression out. I don't, however, want to get arrested, suspended, or get my glasses broken (I can't see shit without them).

 

[Absinthe]

Break a glass on the bar and put it to an asshole's throat in a drunken stupor.

And although I don't have a racist bone in my body, I'm interested in how badly I'd be beaten if I went to a black church and started yelling racial slurs.

 

[Vass]

Same here, Geogaddi. One example of that would be to go skiing on a huge mountain side. I would completely break my collar bone and some many other bones. But I like skiing on somewhat normal hills.

 

[ailevation]

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.

 

[xcellerate]

Ask my girlfriend if i can tie her up?

 

[evil^milk]

And although I don't have a racist bone in my body, I'm interested in how badly I'd be beaten if I went to a black church and started yelling racial slurs.

rofl

Myself, I dunno... except maybe ask her out I s'pose.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

To kill a mockingbird.

 

[hungryduck]

No, we don't.

QFT.

 

[Greatgat]

I wish I could eat an animal while it was still alive. Okay, not really, but that's the first thing to come to mind.

 

[Geogaddi]

I want to make my own tub girl/goatse style picture and spread it around the 'net.

 

[Raziaar]

Too many to list here unfortunately. So many crazy things to do in life.

 

[venturon]

I've always felt an urge to stick my penis into a fast-moving ceiling fan.

 

[Raziaar]

I've always felt an urge to stick my penis into a fast-moving ceiling fan.

It'd go on the same principle of you sticking your finger into a fast moving fan. The fan would stop, and your digit, whether finger or otherwise, would hurt alot.

 

[xcellerate]

It'd go on the same principle of you sticking your finger into a fast moving fan. The fan would stop, and your digit, whether finger or otherwise, would hurt alot.

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

 

[Que-Ever]

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

That's a hell of a finger :O

 

[Raziaar]

although for some of us more gifted members, it would be more like sticking your leg in a fan.

I wasn't comparing size you...

 

[Black_Wolf]

One 2 days ago, would be give blood but i actually did it! They took a whole pint and it was fine, only a little bruise. Lots of people are too pussy to do that, it's a shame D:

*editting this annoying title and sorting spelling from...turd.

I faint wheb I get to closes to a needle.....Im not kidding it sucks.

 

[Naudian]

I don't think I've ever fainted at anything :\

As for the topic, well I don't really want to do much at all...
The problem is more like things I need to do. Ex: I've been putting off going in for my road test for a long time because I'm uncomfortable driving around town...It's been months since I took my written and got my learners license, but I still have yet to get some good driving practice around town. I'll get over that eventually though...

Also I'd love to ride a dirtbike by myself but I haven't done so yet...I guess I'm afraid of crashing or f*cking up something on the bike by doing something wrong...

 

[Jintor]

I wish i had the courage to ask a girl out in front of a bunch of randoms she knows and I don't.

 

[Steven]

Why people are affraid of women I'll never know, I'm not necesarally a pimp, it's really hard for me to get a girl friend, but I'd do the act of asking out anyone at all.

 

[Shift]

I dont really think about the fear of doing something, I just do it and see what happens

 

[sinkoman]

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.

Aren't you a girl?

 

[Mutley]

I've always wanted to spend all my life earnings on paying thousands of people to make 1 guy feel like he is in the Truman show.

 

[Danimal]

Aren't you a girl?

LOL

 

[Evo]

Tell my ex to **** off out of my life or just cockslap her

:/

 

[el Chi]

Sometimes I just want to grab my manager's wife and bone her whenever she's in the shop. I have this primitive animal-like urge to do so. It's crazy.

So essentially; rape. That's one hell of an aspiration D:

 

[ComradeBadger]

I want to go BASE jumping..

 

[PvtRyan]

I want to go BASE camping..

 

[Que-Ever]

But badger would land on you D:

 

[Evo]

But badger would land on you D:

:naughty:

 

[Terminator]

Ummmm i can't really say there's anything i would like to do that i couldn't....
I just wish i stopped analysing the things i do, making them less enjoyable.

 

[Jintor]

I wish everyone would stop cockslapping one another.