Things you wish you could do, but you're too much of a bitch!

[Dalamari]

Leave hl2.net

 

[Razor]

Invent a way to cockslap or sucker punch people over the internet for talking shit.

Leave hl2.net

You're not man enough, biatch

 

[Dalamari]

I can get banned like a pro, but when it comes to leaving, I can't

 

[Steven]

I wanna quote someone then post

.

 

[Azner]

To light Tr0n on fire.

You bring the propane canisters and ill bring the matches

 

[Que-Ever]

I wanna quote someone then post

.

(It doesn't necessarily have to be in context)

 

[Azner]

Rofl

 

[Dekstar]

Walk up to someone, grab the back of their head, and ram their face into a wall.
Not a random person, someone imparticular
Only problem is I get empathy pains when I see people hurt.

 

[Azner]

*grabs dekstars heair and rams his face in the wall* HOW DO YOU FEEL PRIVATE, FEEL IT, GET USE TO IT, THIS WILL BE YOUR LIF IN THE ARMY!

 

[Raziaar]

I can get banned like a pro, but when it comes to leaving, I can't

We can get through it... together.

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'd like to see what dying is like. But I guess I'll find that out anyways eventually. So uh, yeah.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Strange thing for me is that I kinda want a g/f but I kinda DONT want a g/f at the same time because I dont want one just because of the sake of having one (makes me feel like some kinda slut I suppose). I guess what I'm saying is I wouldn't mind a g/f who really shared my interests and stuff. Maybe thats all it is...just haven't met her yet. Don't really know if that qualifys me for being uh...'too much of a bitch!' but w/e.

 

[Krynn72]

cockslap a bitch.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I challenge you to a cockslap duel!

 

[kirovman]

Commit every illegal act imaginable.

 

[Evo]

*cockslaps Kirovman*

 

[Krynn72]

*looks at tollboth willie's avatar*

I dont think I want to cockslap duel you.


*cockslaps kirovman*

 

[FoB_Ed]

I'd like to try a lot of psychadelic drugs, although I'm too much of a bitch to try them. Although I have done DXM

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

You don't like bananas?

 

[Evo]

I do, come here Willie :naughty:

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*cockslap* Damn right, son!

 

[Evo]

*cockslaps the whole hl2.net membership*

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*cockslaps the whole hl2.net membership*

D: Penowned?

 

[Evo]

*nods*

Peniiowned

 

[Beerdude26]

*nods*

Peniiowned

Wiiowned D:

 

[Que-Ever]

penes-owned.

 

[Steven]

pen-isowned

 

[CookieCuttah]

Pen Island?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

www.penisland.com

 

[Dog--]

PENIS LAND!!

It was going to be said sooner or later...

EDIT: Damn you TollBooth Willie! .net is better then .com, anyways! :angry:

 

[Geogaddi]

I hate you guys.

 

[Dog--]

But don't you love PENIS (land)?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

*pssst he's a hater. Kill him*

 

[evil^milk]

*Kill him*

Anally?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Whatever you like. :E

 

[Geogaddi]

Go on! I CAN TAKE IT!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Er, ok....If you're sure then....Commence Rape Function?