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Man sues Md. doctor, says butt stapled shut

A man alleging a Maryland doctor stapled his rectum shut during an operation ? causing him to go without defecating for 17 days ? took his federal lawsuit to trial Monday in Baltimore.
Ronald Watkins, 64, of West Virginia, is suing Manuel Casiano, a doctor in Frederick County, for allegedly botching a 2004 surgery that left Watkins with permanent bowel problems.

?The reason for suing Dr. Casiano is very simple: His rectum was stapled shut,? said Julia Lodowski, who with attorney Emily Malarkey is representing Watkins and his wife, Brenda.

Lodowski told jurors in U.S. District Court that Watkins now experiences ?rectal discharge? and needs to wipe himself between 12 and 15 times a day.
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http://www.baltimoreexaminer.com/local/crime/Man_sues_Md_doctor_says_butt_stapled_shut_.html
 
nothing wrong with a little anal leakage from time to time.
 
Barney Trouble said:
nothing wrong with a little anal leakage from time to time.
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think of the chafing! after the 12-15th wipe it's probably like using sandpaper ..that's on fire, covered in fire ants and tobasco sauce
 
I don't even want to visually imagine how you physically and effectively staple shut that sphincter muscle.
 
Stapled his ass shut?!

Jesus, that must have wrecked 'um!
 
I reckon he was hospitallized for that period after the operation. You'd have to be a complete **** head not to notice you have a STAPLE, ATTACHED TO YOUR ARSEHOLE.
 
I certainly wouldn't like to associate with that guy.
 
Seems puns are a staple in threads like these.
 
In what world would a doctor feel the need to staple someones arse shut?.
 
/me stables nurizeko's arse shut..

Do I need a reason? :devil:
 
You think it'd come back out the other end eventually?
 
Opposite of a goatse? :D

/new meme
 
gsactd?

guy stapling ass complains to doctor. Not quite the same ring.
 
I see what you ****ing did there :|

lolz
 
God damnit these puns are really annoying.
 
Thanks for the unwanted memeage nicky.
 
It's hard to turn my cheek to stories like this.
 
Stop guys, you can't let this shit out onto the internet!
 
Puns really are a staple for this kind of thread.
 
You think if we closed this thread the crap in these posts would cumulate and cause forum leakage?
 
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