This guy's desparate...

[Darkside55]

I would've given it to Stern.

 

[CptStern]

At least two people kept my sexual status in memory. For MONTHS.

actually I have a list that includes every active hl2.net member ..it has two columns: "virgin" and "non virgin" ..it's for cataloguing purposes for when the shit eventually hits the fan <wipes fingerprints off shotgun>

I would've given it to Stern.

hmmm does giving oral mean you're no longer a virgin? oh you mean buttpluggin' <unzips pants> ..sigh if I must

 

[99.vikram]

Remember, if you want to help the noble cause: Reload every.

EDIT: Ehh. It's just another money making scheme. I feel so.. betrayed.

 

[Druckles]

Are you still a whore, Darkside?

Just for reference.

 

[Unfocused]

Darkside, I remembered that you said that, because it surprised me back then. That's cause you've got this "tough guy" image going on, of a man that always gets what he wants, that doesn't take anyone's shit and advises others on how to be less of a pussy. Someone of that mentality being a virgin kinda stands out.

 

[Druckles]

The problem was that he'd never shown a girl his Iron Man action figure.

 

[Darkside55]

Are you still a whore, Darkside?

Yarr. My days consist of me trying to hook up with anyone and everyone within a 43.6-mile radius, which is the extent I'll travel. (From SF to the East Bay)

Darkside, I remembered that you said that, because it surprised me back then. That's cause you've got this "tough guy" image going on, of a man that always gets what he wants, that doesn't take anyone's shit and advises others on how to be less of a pussy. Someone of that mentality being a virgin kinda stands out.

Haha, yeah, I guess it does. But, while having that kind of "take action" mentality helps you get sex, sex doesn't help give you a "take action" mentality. So being a virgin didn't really affect my outlook on things, but I did apply it when I decided to do the damn thing.

Actually, it's funny that you say "doesn't take anyone's shit," because the whole reason I threw my virginity to the wind is because someone severely pissed me off and I was like, "Fuck that, I'LL SHOW YOU!!!!!1millionexclamationpoints!!!!"

 

[ComradeBadger]

I had a similar thing when I went to Uni after a few boring encounters

 

[Druckles]

Yarr. My days consist of me trying to hook up with anyone and everyone within a 43.6-mile radius, which is the extent I'll travel. (From SF to the East Bay)

Fancy extending that invitation to England?

In fact, fancy extending that invitation to members of a similar gender?

 

[RakuraiTenjin]

Damn he could just pay her it'd be easier.

 

[DEATH eVADER]

if I can get 5 million visitors to this website in 30 days, she has agreed to help me with my "problem". If I can't get to five million in 30 days, I have to be her personal servant for a week, doing anything she asks me to do.

So if he wins, he'll get to dominate her, if he loses, she'll dominate him; either way he'll win

 

[Darkside55]

Fancy extending that invitation to England?

In fact, fancy extending that invitation to members of a similar gender?

Always did want to visit England.

 

[ríomhaire]

Always did want to visit England.

No! Come to Ireland. We have more tea.

 

[el Chi]

I've never fully understood the abstention from sex before marriage thang. From my own personal experience and through talking to others, first times seem to be almost universally rather clumsy endeavours. Ultimately satisfying, but clumsy nonetheless.
I'm just not convinced that this happening within the confines of wedlock really morphs losing one's virginity into anything more graceful.
Plus, the pressure's really on. The good ship Performance Anxiety is just over the horizon...

 

[Druckles]

No! Come to Ireland. We have more tea.

Only go to Ireland if you want to get rat-arsed in 5 minutes!!

Oh wait...