This has been bugging me for a while...

[Guest]

Look at this picture : http://www.planethalflife.com/screenshot.asp?src=/half-life2/screenshots/26.jpg

Look at the croch areas of both Gordon and Alex.They seem to be oddly shaped.Gordons suit makes him look hung like a horse.But what really bugs me is Alyx.Look at her croch,there is some kind of lump there.Is this some kind of genetic experiment?

Look at this picture : http://www.dodstudios.net/uploads/uploads/alyx.jpg

You can clearly see an oversized mound of some kind?Perhaps this is a hint as to whats going on between Gordon and ALyx.

Thank you for your time.

EDIT: Im trying to keep this as ON-TOPIC as i can.Sorry.Please move this to off topic so i wont get flamed.

 

[thehunter1320]

ok, gordons crotch isn't sumthin i want to talk about but it looks like that cause of the HEV suit, and that "lump" alyx has is a zipper, dumbass

 

[Prince of China]

Alyx should be wearing a tampax,so that might be a possibility.
But Gordon?!? Probably a cup

 

[Mr.Chupon]

Well think of it that way guys, if you were the designer of the hev suit what part of the body would you protect the most??

 

[Prince of China]

The head!

 

[nw909]

Gordon probably hasn't gotten any sex for 15 years, that must suck.

 

[Guest]

Ok,I understand Gordon because hey,I would want my little man protected pretty well from those zombies.But DAMN,Alyx has a big ass mound.I'm pretty well developed when it comes to my little "G-man" and my pants dont tent that much.Damn.

EDIT:Whats the white goop on Gordons suit?Is it bird Crap?Perhaps ..... well i wont go there.

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by CrowbarOfDoom
I'm pretty well developed when it comes to my little "G-man" and my pants dont tent that much.Damn.

TOO MUCH ****ING INFO KTHX!

 

[Prince of China]

Originally posted by CrowbarOfDoom
Ok,I understand Gordon because hey,I would want my little man protected pretty well from those zombies.But DAMN,Alyx has a big ass mound.I'm pretty well developed when it comes to my little "G-man" and my pants dont tent that much.Damn.

EDIT:Whats the white goop on Gordons suit?Is it bird Crap?Perhaps ..... well i wont go there.

Think J-Lo

 

[Guest]

Tredoslop,I dont understand what you mean by Think J-Lo.I dont even think shes hot.

 

[Mr.Chupon]

Damn that's all he got after 15 years !!

 

[Cleric]

YOU CAN SEE HER BURGER!!!

Im a bear...up a tree...on hamstead heath!!

ahem, well like they said, its just her zip...

 

[Chris D]

Dude, seriously - if conceptual art of a computer game is bugging you and playing on your mind then that's bad enough - but it's so much worse if what's bothering you about that concept art is the character's crotches!

This thread and discussion is disturbing and unnecessary.

 

[Prince of China]

Originally posted by CrowbarOfDoom
Tredoslop,I dont understand what you mean by Think J-Lo.I dont even think shes hot.

Well, you said big ass mound-just like J-Lo's

 

[Guest]

Sorry Chris_D.You do have a point.......Im just really bored here.I'm also a teenager,forgive me for being horny.

 

[LoneDeranger]

AHAHAHHAAHA

OMG this has to be the most retarded topic ever.

 

[el Chi]

Yeah not to mention that there doesn't actually appear to be that much of a bulge for either of them...
Certainly not worth getting this excited about (no pun intended)

 

[Guest]

AHAHAHHAAHA

OMG this has to be the most retarded topic ever.

As long as you're laughing I have done my purpose.

 

[Prince of China]

I'd be best if you delete this thread.

 

[Guest]

Can it get movied to off topic?

 

[Prince of China]

Not really, this topic HAS something to do with Half-Life 2-so it'll stay here.

 

[Guest]

Well anyways,whats that white goop on Gordons suit?I really think its bird turds.

 

[marksmanHL2 :)]

oh my god, why?

 

[Axyon]

Hush my pretties. Why are you getting so uptight about clothing arrangements? The more important question though, is why were you staring at Gordon's crotch in the first place?

Anyway, closed.