This is great (fun with math)

[MiccyNarc]

Math Trick Phone Number

1. Grab a calculator. (you won't be able to do this one in your
head)

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area
code)

3. Multiply by 80

4. Add 1

5. Multiply by 250

6. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number

7. Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.

8. Subtract 250

9. Divide number by 2

Do you recognize the answer?

 

[2Fast4U]

heh cool.

 

[Dadi]

this is just a long version of saying 10000x + y where if your first three digits are 123 and your four last are 4567 then it's basically 1230000 + 4567 which equals 1234567.
They just make it more complicated.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I can't be arsed, but does the Universe implode when you do it?

 

[2Fast4U]

I can't be arsed, but does the Universe implode when you do it?

Twice, therefore everything goes back to normal.

 

[Raziaar]

What an 8008.

 

[Naph]

What about people who have more digits in their phone number :/
Selfish foreigners , always wanting more; now even in math equations!

 

[Que-Ever]

Nothing interesting happens. I must not be doing it right...

EDIT: oh, I got it. Ok. :/

 

[SimonomiS]

Nothing interesting happens. I must not be doing it right...

EDIT: oh, I got it. Ok. :/

It's not really all that great is it?

 

[Cormeh]

55378008

Noobs.

 

[Ennui]

55378008

Noobs.

There once was a woman with 69 boobs. This was 2, 2, 2 many, so she went to 51st street (6922251) to see Dr. X (*) and had 8 surgeries. She ended up...

6922251 * 8 = 55378008

I'm very surprised I remember that seeing as how the last time I did it was probably eight or nine years ago

 

[Druckles]

this is just a long version of saying 10000x + y where if your first three digits are 123 and your four last are 4567 then it's basically 1230000 + 4567 which equals 1234567.
They just make it more complicated.

Yes, this. It's like the "Pick a number, mess around with it, divide by itself, and voila, we have a constant!" Surprise, surprise.

I prefer 1066, it's more impressive.

Oh, and I first thought it would be the one similar to Ennui's:

There was a [13] year old girl who had size [84] boobs, but she wanted [45] so she went to the doctor and he said [0], take [2] of these pills each day, but instead she took *[4]!

And she ended up...

turn calculator upside down
55378008!

 

[Raziaar]

There once was a woman with 69 boobs. This was 2, 2, 2 many, so she went to 51st street (6922251) to see Dr. X (*) and had 8 surgeries. She ended up...

6922251 * 8 = 55378008

I'm very surprised I remember that seeing as how the last time I did it was probably eight or nine years ago

69 boobs!

That means she has a beautiful center boob!

 

[SimonomiS]

Oh, and I first thought it would be the one similar to Ennui's:

There was a [13] year old girl who had size [84] boobs, but she wanted [45] so she went to the doctor and he said [0], take [2] of these pills each day, but instead she took *[4]!

And she ended up...

turn calculator upside down
55378008!

That's the version I heard as a kid too. Wonder how many there are.

 

[Acepilotf14]

What the shit.
D:

 

[Vegeta897]

530453080

Oboe shoes!

 

[Acepilotf14]

holy shit, I just realized you can find out anyone's last 4 numbers of their phone number using this.
D:
Time to stalk.

Oh wit, nevermind. You need the last 4 too.

 

[Vegeta897]

holy shit, I just realized you can find out anyone's last 4 numbers of their phone number using this.
D:
Time to stalk.

Oh wit, nevermind. You need the last 4 too.

.... lol

All it does is combine any 3 digits to any 4 digits.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Someone needs to invent something that lets me find out anyone personal information(phone number, address, how much they fap, if at all,[guy or girl], and sexual orientation, relations, and if they're willing for a one night stand. All by just looking at them. D:
Also,
Vegeta, I swear to god, someday we'll meet in person and we'll go out to eat or something and you'll be sitting in the backseat and I'll be driving and I can already hear you telling me to watch out for that car and put on your signal and you have to turn soon maybe you should get over. What's the forum equivalent of pulling over and telling you to stfu or get out of the car?

 

[Vegeta897]

I can already do that.

Doesn't it get sore after like the 8th time in one hour, Acepilot?

 

[Acepilotf14]

Nope.
Also, it's my fapping time. brb

 

[Teta_Bonita]

Suppose your phone number can be expressed in the form a + b, where a is its first 3 digits and b is the last 4 digits. It follows that the numerical base 10 representation of your phone number is equal to 10000 * a + b.

Now, let's run through each of the steps and see what we get:

1. A calculator is not nessessary.

2. We are representing the first three digits of our phone number with the variable 'a'

3. Multiplying by 80 gives 80 * a

4. Adding 1 gives 80 * a + 1

5. Multiplying by 250 gives 250 * (80 * a + 1), which simplifies to 20000 * a + 250

6. The last 4 digits of your phone number is 'b', so adding these last for digits gives 20000 * a + b + 250

7. Adding b again gives 20000 * a + 2 * b + 250

8. Subtracting 250 leaves 20000 * a + 2 * b

9. Dividing this number by 2 yields 10000 * a + b

This, as we discussed earlier, is the numerical representation of your phone number.