This is the title of the story, which is also found several times in the story itself

[MiccyNarc]

http://stuff.mit.edu/people/dpolicar/writing/prose/text/titleOfTheStory.html

 

[Absinthe]

I read four sentences into it and then ceased before my brain began attacking itself.

 

[hool10]

Arrr grammar! :x Wtf is a clause anyways?! My English teacher and the rest of the "smart" kids thought that everybody should know this. Meanwhile I'm the kid who is thinking "clause hmmm is that like Santa Claus?"

 

[Higlac]

This sentence states that the author of this post sees no point in this thread.

 

[MiccyNarc]

I read four sentences into it and then ceased before my brain began attacking itself.

Keep reading, it gets awesome.

 

[DannyC.]

How damned boring to read.

 

[Stingey]

So weird it makes me think of Schopenhauer for some reason

 

[Shamrock]

How damned boring to read.

I concur fully.

 

[leib10]

I took one look at it and found something else to do.

 

[Jintor]

Printing, giving to English teacher, hopefully she will spasm for a bit and then I can skip the next English test.

 

[WacK]

Interresting