Those ever resourceful Chinese!

[hool10]

BEIJING (AFP) - Used condoms are being recycled into hair bands in southern China, threatening to spread sexually-transmittable diseases they were originally meant to prevent, state media reported Tuesday.
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In the latest example of potentially harmful Chinese-made products, rubber hair bands have been found in local markets and beauty salons in Dongguan and Guangzhou cities in southern Guangdong province, China Daily newspaper said.

"These cheap and colourful rubber bands and hair ties sell well ... threatening the health of local people," it said.

Why would you wear something that some guy jizzed in? http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/2007111...71113034834;_ylt=Arhybeol.CMO6xbxhgisvnOs0NUE *A bag for 3 cents LMAO!

 

[Pesmerga]

"threatening the health of local people"? Doubt it. You'd have to stick that thing in your rectum or vagina, or rub it all over your crotch. I've read another article claiming Chinese products were "dangerous" or "unsafe"- but the products in question included caskets, happy meal toys, and other trivialities that propose no harm to consumers.

 

[CyberPitz]

That's hot.

*edit* or touch it with an open sour on your hand!

 

[Raziaar]

Or touch it with an injured finger.

Of course, that might only be for HIV. I don't know about the other ways the others can be transmitted.

Apparently Herpes simplex and HPV can be transmitted by mere skin contact.

 

[lePobz]

 

[Raziaar]

BAND-AID, the condom* for your skin.

* Does not protect against Aids

 

[hool10]

Guys you have it all wrong. AIDS can't survive more than 2 seconds in the open air.

 

[<RJMC>]

do they like the feel of semen on their heads?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

do they like the feel of semen on their heads?

Depends, really.

You have chunky semen and then you have creamy semen. Sometimes you'll even have muddy or watery semen. ****ing flames and ice too. Take your pick.

 

[Wanted Bob]

Wow Willie, you really just had to take it to the next level didnt you?

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Wow Willie, you really just had to take it to the next level didnt you?

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a came.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

The only shocking thing about this story?

It was not from Japan.

 

[Druckles]

Omg... I laughed all the way through this thread.

Not only does it look ridiculous... but it reminds me of the fun times that can be had with condoms

 

[lePobz]

Back in school days, we used to p*ss in condoms and throw them out the bus windows at cars below (double decker bus). Filthy, disgusting, wrong, but ... you just couldn't help laughing. Plus, it was Hull ... and that place stinks of p*ss anyway.

 

[AJ Rimmer]

Um. Ew. :|

Shit, I know Japan gets a lot of crap from people, but... well, with stuff like this, they deserve it.

Read the thread title one more time please.

 

[DreamThrall]

Or how stupid I am... hm...

I think you've got it now :thumbs:

 

[Druckles]

Back in school days, we used to p*ss in condoms and throw them out the bus windows at cars below (double decker bus). Filthy, disgusting, wrong, but ... you just couldn't help laughing. Plus, it was Hull ... and that place stinks of p*ss anyway.

I was like... you totally frickin' sicko weirdo person...

Until you mentioned Hull

 

[DEATH eVADER]

The only shocking thing about this story?

It was not from Japan.

HMOG!!

ITS THE END OF THE WORLD!!! :angry::x:flame:

 

[Tagaziel]

Regardless, I say that Japan should be nuked.

Again.

 

[Krynn72]

This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but with a came.

Hahahahah, im sigging that.

 

[hool10]

Hahahahah, im sigging that.

You've got the worst sig ever. It's almost like a virus.

 

[Druckles]

Hahahahah, im sigging that.

*shoots for annoying sig*

 

[Bad^Hat]

Haha, oh, those kooky chinese and their self-engineered destruction.

When will they learn?