Three Word Story

[synth]

really brand new

 

[Gojin]

HL2 box to

 

[jhero]

show off to..

 

[Gojin]

*can't think*

 

[jhero]

im dead

 

[Jagermeister]

when the big

 

[Gojin]

bad wolf tried

 

[jhero]

to eat freddy

 

[torso boy]

the flying donkey

 

[synth]

devoured pig intestines

 

[SpuD]

with his giant

 

[The DemonWithin]

cockroach. he then...

 

[Pressure]

ate a toad...

 

[The DemonWithin]

and the toad

 

[Gojin]

began to jump

 

[Pressure]

out his anus

 

[Bilko]

At last, freedom!....

 

[Gojin]

cried the frog

 

[Pressure]

then it died.

 

[Gojin]

you had to kill him.

And God said

 

[Pressure]

ONWARD GORDAN FREEMAN!

 

[Gojin]

And onward he

 

[Pressure]

went to kill

 

[Gojin]

all of the

 

[Pressure]

headcrabs and zombies

 

[Bilko]

Then he stopped...

 

[Pressure]

and killed Ant-Lions

 

[Gojin]

Pressure didn't request

 

[Jagermeister]

but the G-man

 

[Gojin]

recruited him anyway

 

[Pressure]

to kill Combines

(request under pic)

 

[Sat]

. Then suddendly Gabe...

 

[Pressure]

delayed HL2 until 30/09/07

 

[Fat Tony!]

/me gets upset

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

...and jumps into...

 

[Sat]

a lake. Carmack...

 

[jhero]

then goes to..

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

eat some cheesy-poofs

 

[Sat]

to work better

 

[Stone]

but it doesn't...