Throat Ache Remedies?

[TheSomeone]

, It started this morning, now I can't even talk. Does anyone know of good techniques for pain-releif?

 

[the_rebel_medic]

boil up some water, dribble in some honey and add lemon juice

Now cheer for medics

 

[Qonfused]

Battery acid. Trust me, it does wonders.

 

[Kamikazie]

gargle some warm, salt water

 

[Raziaar]

Do the american thing and get a new throat installed to avoid minor inconvenience.

 

[15357]

1500mgs of morphine. Trust me, you won't feel a thing.

 

[Kamikazie]

pass some of that over here :naughty:

 

[Steven]

boil up some water, dribble in some honey and add lemon juice

Now cheer for medics

QFT

6chargrilled

 

[bgesley426]

I'll say first...

A STIFFY​

 

[Raziaar]

Thats how he got the problem...







kidding.

 

[CyberPitz]

A knife!

What, I'm sure it would work.

 

[SpArKs]

Eucalyptus oil(inhale don't drink it) does wonders!

 

[CrazyHarij]

Cyanide. You won't feel a thing.

 

[The Brick]

Take a teaspoon of table salt and mix with a glass of hot water. Gargling 3/4 times a day is helpful in giving relief to throat irritation.

Take a glass of milk and boil it with a half teaspoon of Haldi (Turmeric powder). Add a spoonful of sugar. Taken before sleeping for 2/3 days is also a very helpful remedy. This remedy is also very useful in cough, colds and flu.

 

[Beerdude26]

Five bullets and a duck

 

[Cormeh]

Hot water, whisky and honey.

 

[short recoil]

Hmmm, i've never had a sore throat but i'd imagine gargling some alchohol mixed with lemon oil would soon sort it out. (antibacterial and soothing)

 

[VirusType2]

um ok
wasn't aware everyone was some kind of witch-doctor

How about a ****ING COUGH DROP?

 

[Ren.182]

A cup full of drawing pins will solve any problem you have

 

[AntiAnto]

boil up some water, dribble in some honey and add lemon juice

Now cheer for medics

And add rhum. It's delicious and it helps a lot.

 

[VirusType2]

Cyanide. You won't feel a thing.

a cough drop, while not as fast acting as cyanide, doesn't have the pesky side-effects like say, oh, i don't know..


INSTANTDEATH?

unless you choke on it.

 

[Kamikazie]

stick a bunch of cough drops in your mouth at once...

 

[TheSomeone]

]How about a ****ING COUGH DROP?

I have ricolas but they don't help.

Thanks for all the serious suggestions, I tried the lemon hot water and it helped.

 

[Reaktor4]

codeine

 

[VirusType2]

codeine

Half-Life 2 damage suit on-board computer,"Major Lacerations detected. Morphine Administered."

 

[Death001]

why dont you ask a ****ing doctor

 

[Ennui]

stuff a rabbit down your throat

 

[Que-Ever]

throat ACNE? like, zits down your throat? sounds devious :x

EDIT: oh, nevermind, I read it wrong...

 

[Dog--]

Do like off of Crocodile Dundee and put some cocaine in boiling water and inhale

Seriously, HALLS COUGH DROPS!!



I like your new avatar CrazyHarij

 

[TheSomeone]

why dont you ask a ****ing doctor

Oh yeah, I'm sure it's worth it to make a $200 appointment to ask a question I can ask here.

Troll.

 

[JNightshade]

Booze. It won't cure you, but by the time you're done you won't even care anymore.