Time to kiss your screen

The beginning:

CptStern said:
that was so sickly sweet I want to rush out and buy a kitten ....awwwwww


With all the slobber:

Absinthe said:
I spent thirty minutes on my bed, curled up in a ball, trying to get the images out of my head.

:dozey:
 
Wow thats pathetic, took me a few seconds to work out what it was, we'll soon discover who has never had any encounters with the female of the species here. Really really lame. Go find the real thing, better i promise.
 
for all those who cant actually get some, enjoy.
 
She has fangs! And she slobbers. i.e. Real things is better.
 
That was kinda hot. It seems like some decent soft-core beat off material..but yeah, I'll take the real thing over this ;P
 
Clean my monitor, bitch!

I saw this some time ago. I was waiting for it to get really ****ed up at some point. Like tentacles would come out, bend her over, and break a beer bottle off in her asshole. No such thing occurred, and so I was sorely disappointed.
 
Is it wrong to be aroused by that? Screw you people, where to download more of girl kissing glass?
 
Absinthe said:
Clean my monitor, bitch!

I saw this some time ago. I was waiting for it to get really ****ed up at some point. Like tentacles would come out, bend her over, and break a beer bottle off in her asshole. No such thing occurred, and so I was sorely disappointed.
I love you absinthe.
 
Absinthe said:
Clean my monitor, bitch!

I saw this some time ago. I was waiting for it to get really ****ed up at some point. Like tentacles would come out, bend her over, and break a beer bottle off in her . No such thing occurred, and so I was sorely disappointed.
ROFL I expected the same thing. :LOL:
 
Absinthe said:
Clean my monitor, bitch!

I saw this some time ago. I was waiting for it to get really ****ed up at some point. Like tentacles would come out, bend her over, and break a beer bottle off in her asshole. No such thing occurred, and so I was sorely disappointed.
LMFAO!
 
Absinthe said:
Clean my monitor, bitch!

I saw this some time ago. I was waiting for it to get really ****ed up at some point. Like tentacles would come out, bend her over, and break a beer bottle off in her asshole. No such thing occurred, and so I was sorely disappointed.

Oh. My. God. That gets a space in my sig...

ROFL! OMFG... AHAHAHAHAHAH!!
 
Tr0n said:
I love you absinthe.

hey absinthe, he wants u to suck-kiss him :LOL:
on topic: this is proof that u can find all things on the net regardless of its strange and craziness :)
 
If she was to start striping...then it would be worth watching.
 
CyberPitz said:
That was kinda hot. It seems like some decent soft-core beat off material..but yeah, I'll take the real thing over this ;P

QFT.

Me and CyberPitz FTW.
 
Hehe if anyone wants to ask me for the link dont do it in public or the mods will end up closing the thread.
 
Ok, but PM me too!

Lol this is turning into a porno ring.
 
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